Bad choice of words

Mistakes

At the age of nineteen,I started dating a sweet,beautiful girl of sixteen.

We really hit it off and ended up together for a couple of years.On the occasion of her seventeenth birthday,her parents took her and I out to a nice chineese restaurant and bought us each a fancy tropical drink accesorized with those little umbrellas and a red marashino cherry.

At one point during the meal,my sweet silly girlfriend took that little umbrella, fed me the cherry,gave me a considerably affectionate kiss and then turned to her mother and said "mommy,alan got my cherry".

Being the young lovesick teen I was,I found this quite amusing until I turned and looked at her mom and say her giving me a chilling stare.