Booty feeling at church

Mistakes

On occasion, I attend a local, holly roller, hallelujah screaming, speaking in tougnes, praying until you pass out, Pentecostal church. The congregation there is very warm and loving. Any service you attend, it is guaranteed that you will get hugged by everyone atleast once. It was one of my many turns to hug someone and this time I was hugging an elderly lady in the church. When I am hugging someone whom I don't know very well, my style is to typically lean to one side a little bit, put my arms around them placing my hands on his/her back with my right hand closer to their shoulder blade and my left hand, below my right, a little closer to their lower back. Usually I would pat their back with my lower, left hand. Well, when hugging this elderly woman my hands were a bit misplaced. Before I knew it, my hug of fellowship turned into a tittie fondling, booty spanking lesbian fiasco. I drew away in horror after realising that my right hand had landed on her breast and my left "back patting" hand had landed on her buttcheek.

The lady gave me a funny look and continued to greet other attendents. I've never seen her at the church since.