Being entertaining

Mistakes

I was in New Orleans once, and I went to the French Market for coffee. Because we were late getting back home, I decided to call my mom and let her know.

So, I went over to the pay phone and sat down and called. When I got up and started walking back to the table, my pants slid right down..(I was wearing NO underwear)..Well I sat the coffee down, bent over to pull up my pants, and got a standing ovation from the crowd.

I felt like entertainment for the tourists!