The birthday suit
Mistakes
One day, during a visit from my girlfriend, and my husband got home from workHe said 'Hi' to her, and then went to take a shower. Well he must have forgotten that she was there, because he came out in JUST HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT (i.e. completely naked!).
All that I could say was 'Tell me that he did not do what i think he just did!'
All she could do was nod her head for yes.
We both laughed until we cried!!