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Mistakes

I had just had sex for the first time when I was about 22 when I had this horrible experience. When me and my girlfriend were getting ready, when I took out my penis, she got this look of shock on her face - not in a good way. We proceeded, but I never heard a sound out of her. Now, I had read somewhere that a 4 inch penis when erect was average, and I was only a little below that, so I didn't understand what her problem was. She dumped me, and I was so confused.

Now, there's this sex talk show on cable tv, called doctor sue's sex talk. I was so curious, I called in one day, and got through! I was so nervous. I told her the entire story. She then revealed to me that I was embarrassingly small, and 3 inches was not normal. She rccommended me some pills, and asked what I would like to be known as, for future views of the episode. I was so embarrassed and flustered without thinking I gave my real name!

It turned out to be a popular episode, because one of the other audience members took her top off - so they replay it constantly. My name is heard accross the nation almost weekly. My embarrassment will never go away.