Thats Embarrassing


Bedroom Toys

From: Anonymous


I had been out of work awhile, and we asked social security for money for a new bed. A guy came and said he needed to see the bed to make sure we needed one. I took him upstairs and he asked what the problem was. I said that the mattress had no support as the base was sagging in the middle. I lifted the mattress to show him, and there were my wifes two vibrators.

And they were BIG ones, too!

Like!

Loading

Loading

Loading

Loading

Loading

Dislike!


Previous stories
Picking the Wrong Fight
Babe no more
Incy Wincy Spider...

Next stories
No Pads..
Bed Wetting Problem
I hooked up with my...



Comment on this embarrassing moment!



Comments

  • annon

    0

    omgg how embarrising
    but if u wer any good at sex she wudennt hav themm
    duhhhh
  • Colorfulbow<3: HAHHHAHAH
    Colorfulbow<3

    0

    HAHHHAHAH
  • Trixi

    0

    I like to masturbat twice a day, frigg my bean or buzz it with a vib. So I have my two instruments handy under my pillow.
    When my sis and her 13 yo daughter visited me about a fortnight ago, the girl became dizzy and I let her use my bed.
    When she came out of my bedroom after a while she had a red face and refused to look at me. I knew all in a moment without checking the position of my pillow.
  • Me

    0

    One time, when my husband & I first lived together we had some friends over for the week (we lived out of state, they came to visit). Anyway, one of HIS friends clogged up our toilet really nasty and all of the water started leaking from the toilet so badly it got into the bedroom carpet. So, we called the repair guy and they fixed the toilet but we had to wait for two days until someone came to clean and dry our carpet. When he finally arrived we had to have EVERYTHING out of our bedroom, which included the closet, as I was cleaning out the last of the closet the cleaner guy was trying to help and I looked over just in time to notice him notice my vibrator which he then grabbed a sock he used to pick up the vibrator and hand it to me. I was mortified because I knew there were two more in there. Luckily I grabbed the other two before he noticed but he gave me this really dumb smile when he handed me the first one. I could have died.
  • Lucy

    0

    Did the guy reply, "I think I know why the bed is sagging, you guys are total sexual deviants. Maybe if you spent more time actually working and less time engaging in weird sexual practices, you wouldn't have to live off hardworking Americans, you lazy ass."

    That's what I would have said.

    PS - Do you have any pics of your wife using the two vibrators at the same time - I mean, you know, dp'ing herself? Cause I want to see that!!!
  • Rati

    0

    When with my husband and kids on holidays I had my pocket rocket handy to have my satisfaction during intercourse as usual. After the steamy first night (all covered with cumstains)and a heavenly loud climax (one of the children was awakened in the adjoining room) we fell asleep and left early inthe morning to go to the beach. When we came back in the afternoon, the chambermaid had done the beds: vibrator under the pillow, all the linen with the stiff spots changed. When we met the friendly lady in the corridor later, she had a broad knowingly grin. I blushed more than filled with highest ecstasy. My vib disappeared and my fingers had to do the work during the other nights of our stay. I think my embarrassement was like yours.