A cunning plan...

Mistakes

I came home from a party - legless - to find I had forgotten my keys, so I tried climbing up the trellis outside my bedroom window, my bedroom is at the front of the house. Are road is quite busy so loads of cars drove past. One car stopped and shouted to me 'Hey what r u doing.' I thought they would go away, but they got there cell phone out of the car and made a call. I was nearly at the top but when I got there I realized my window was shut and then I remember that I suffered serious vertigo - the drunkenness must've made me forget. Any way about 5 minutes later the cops arrived and told me to come down I was stood on the top shaking because I was feeling really cold, I looked down and discovered I was stark naked! With police shining a torch at me! Stuck on the top of trellis!

I'm not going to tell you anymore the memories are enough, but I finally did get inside, LOL! :)