Im not a burglar!

From: Sunny


One day I decided to bring my best friend over to my house. I snuck her upstairs, cos I hadn't informed my Mum and Dad I was bringing her. We snuck into their room, and I invited my mate Sofia to try out my Mum's perfume.

"You know," she said, "Your Mum's so pretty, and your Dad's really fit!" I smiled, then we heard footsteps coming up, and laughter. I screeched and shoved Sofia under the bed, and followed her. I prayed it was just my Mum getting her body spray or something. But of course, knowing my luck, it was both of them. They were giggling loads. Sofia was stuffing her sleeves into her mouth, convulsed with laughter. Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I saw Dad's boxers and Mum's bra come clattering to the floor. I honestly wanted to kill myself laughing. Then the sound effects started, I knew we had to get out, so I dragged Sofia and pulled her out as discreetly as I could. For some reason, I was holding onto Dad's jeans and somehow it gave the illusion I was some bloke wearing them. Mum screamed, and Sofia and I dashed out of the house. Dad obviously took Mum's word for it that I or Sofia was some creepy guy, so he chased us out wearing ONLY A HALF OPEN BATHROBE and the whole street came out to watch. When he realized it was me, Sofia and I just rushed into the neighbors house, and my Dad just cringed visibly and ran back in. It totally ruined my 14th birthday.

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