Learning to open your eyes

Mistakes

When I was 15, my girlfriend went on vacation with me and my parents, to Myrtle Beach.

We were at the pool enjoying the day. I decided to swim short laps across the pool, while my friend sunbathed on the deck. At the time, I wouldn't open my eyes under water, for fear of it burning. Every time I would reach the side of the pool I would grab for it with my hands. While I was under the water swimming, this extremely cute guy gets into the pool. Of course he is right in my path. My girlfriend knows that I can't open my eyes and starts laughing hysterically out loud. She didn't tell the guy to move either.

So here I am, just swimming along, when I reach for the side of the pool - I grabbed something squishy and bulging...Got him right in the crotch!!!!!!!!!

I came flying up out of the water and there this guy was,looking at me with this look of horror on his face. He jumped out of the water and NEVER came back to the pool all week. My girlfriend is rolling on the floor in tears and laughs for over an hour. I'm dying of embarrassment, and needless to say, I learned to open my eyes under water THAT DAY!!!!!