Not doing so well!
Sex
I was with my girlfriend on the couch 'watching' TV, and we started to fool around a bit...After a while I started going down on her with the blankets over my head so no one could see...
I thought I was doing great because my face was soaking wet...until I realized - that's not from her - it's from my nose!!!
I looked up and I had blood ALLL over my face and she had it all over her...it was crazy embarrassing and we worry that it will happen again every time...