Girly Man
From: Anonymous
This is about a guy in my class that has a little embarrassing problem that was revealed, twice...This guy is buff and sort of a jock, so its nice to see him get a little bit of embarrassment!
Anyway, during Global Studies one day my friend was tipping the chair back and forth while everyone was chatting. Well, it seems predictable what is going to happen to the chair...
It fell. With a loud bang and everyone screamed, but this one noticeable one had escaped someone that sounded like a girly shriek...Surely enough, it was the big jock guy! He tried to play it off like he was making fun of everyone that screamed. However, two days later this girl (beats the crap out of guys and girls) threatened to hit him but he doesn't take it so easily and keeps taunting and teasing her. So, she got up and grabbed his hood lifting her fist ready to hit him in the head. However, she never got to because a few seconds later his reaction was to pull away while giving panicked little girly screams again... to which everyone thought it was a small girl and looked at her, her response was, "Don't look at me! Look at the bitch!" pointing at the guy while saying so... Exposing that he screamed like a little girl.
I know, it's not funny but his scream overpowered everyone else's when the chair fell.
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bhav: yeah.... good story...?bhavyeah.... good story...?
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naraits veeeeeeeeery funny story. i likr it very muchhhhhhh!
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weeSeriously? Girls beating the crap out of girls, and guys? Grow up.
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Anonymous: not funnyAnonymousnot funny
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Anonymouswow that's hilarious!! I mean he can't help it but I mean it's good that there is something nerdy kids can hang over his head. ; )
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AvHahaha thats funny. I kinda scream like a guy if i trip up or something, but its only to make my friends laugh :P
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(im a girl)
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lexi williams: ok so like 1 time me and this guy devin were going out and me and him went 2 the park for some weird...lexi williamsok so like 1 time me and this guy devin were going out and me and him went 2 the park for some weird reson as a date and we started 2 kiss then he grabbed my leg and grabbed my other 1 and my arms he said 2 do as he said and i had no choice but 2.well it turns out he stripped me tied me 2 a pole and wiggled my boobs up and down while saying jiggle jiggle jiggle an then spun me tied me tighter and slaped my ass and it wiggled and jiggled then he was laphing soo hard i kicked him in the nuts and he left me tied there all night the next day little kids were coming 2 school and saw me tied too the slide pole and they were like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww i was sooo embarrised
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Anonymouswow...that was funny....NOT!!! that was a complete waste of my precious life!!!! i have more important things to do that read your worthless tastless stories! so put that in your juice box and smell it!!!! cause it stinks!!! BAM!!! ya thats right i'm a hater!!
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Rylorwow...how funny!!NOT!!!!! this is so dumb i am sad i even wasted two mniutes of my precious life reading this pooo!!! and it was written extreamly poorly!! (ya i am a hater) what now!!!
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bullshitshit shit shit your bullshit, id rather read a love story. ffs bullshit
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ttIt's not supposed to be funny! This is a sharing site.
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amelHe had a Ned Flanders type scream.How terribly funny.Because laughing is spontanious there is nothing he'll ever be able todo anything about.
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patty: BORING IVE HERD way funnierpattyBORING IVE HERD way funnier
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Samantha: thats crap...Samanthathats crap
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story rater: 2 words. NOT. FUNNY. god, u need a sense of humor, cause thats sooooo not funny at ALL.story rater2 words. NOT. FUNNY. god, u need a sense of humor, cause thats sooooo not funny at ALL.
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Anonymous: STUPID WANNA BE JOCKS WHO THINK THEY'RE THE SHIT JUST CUZ THEY'RE(CUTE)SPORTY! but qut :P :)AnonymousSTUPID WANNA BE JOCKS WHO THINK THEY'RE THE SHIT JUST CUZ THEY'RE(CUTE)SPORTY! but qut :P :)
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alina: so not funnialinaso not funni
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melindait was very boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mak it more embarrassing!!!!!
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ok......: that was really gay...ok......that was really gay
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what is wrong with
screaming like that????
and why is it so wrong to be like a girl sometimes
us girls rock and you suck hard cock
you idiot
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crimlol good 2 see jocks get the piss taken outta them. good onya for sharing ^^
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MeI love when guys scream all high pitched, it's so cute!
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liliysophie: not at funny at all not strange to some peopleliliysophienot at funny at all not strange to some people
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sarahaha that's hilarious! it's always good when the popular people get hit with embarassment
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nun of ur bees wax: not really funny, pretty stupid actually, why don't you go click you'r heels three times and say "i ...nun of ur bees waxnot really funny, pretty stupid actually, why don't you go click you'r heels three times and say "i wish i had a life, i wish i had a life"
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Zoe*...=]: WtF =/Zoe*...=]WtF =/
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JenniThat is so predictable!All guys are hiding something girly!
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Cuppa joelady that was the biggest waste of mmy time since cap'n chronic on my corner gave me a a menthol cigarete and called it weed ...u owe me somthin u wasted 30 seconds of my life i'll never get back.
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MickeyxoPfft. so what if it wasnt funny, they made this site for people to share therye embarresing moments and sure probably also for people to laugh but maybe for a jock that is ambaressing and maybe theres someone else out there that shares the same problem. Dont be fricken stupid people, mygod! Or maybe there are people out there who have had something happen to them and they read this and found out that they could have had it worse! These stories can be helpful and if you come here just to laugh at people your just sick! YOU need to get a life.
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Pamela: womp! womp! Very not funny or embarrassing my father screams like that!! Now thats funny! =)Pamelawomp! womp! Very not funny or embarrassing my father screams like that!! Now thats funny! =)
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NOTHINGS FUNNY bY A: not funny !!!!!!!! work on the scream yoNOTHINGS FUNNY bY Anot funny !!!!!!!! work on the scream yo
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saranot so funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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billy bob: work on your screambilly bobwork on your scream
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victoriathat is really funny!!!!!!well im not trying to make fun oh my b-freind or anyting but he screames like that to but it is so cute.lol!!!!!!!!
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Billy BobHaw Haw!!!! is that all you got? tht is pathetic
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mizzjayy: ahahah. good for him !mizzjayyahahah. good for him !
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JackieI hate when people make fun of guys. He's probably one of the nicer guys in your school and I think that I would be friends with him.
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me: o.k... don't no why every one gets offensive cause they don't think it's funny. yall get a life.meo.k... don't no why every one gets offensive cause they don't think it's funny. yall get a life.
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Anonymousthat was a waste of 30 sec. of my life I really hate you for that
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Ayou know thats really not funnny.
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emileei was laughing so hard before i finished the story!
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AnonymousAre u serious why would u waste ur time writting that and waste my time 4 reading it Dumbass?????????????????
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Real Funny, Not: Yo, that ani't funny u know that guy might have read this story i would be ashamed if i were uReal Funny, NotYo, that ani't funny u know that guy might have read this story i would be ashamed if i were u
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shellthats pathetic but i spose u just ad to be there to find it funny but still i dnt fink i wuld have laughed
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jock guy: u jerk *kicks*jock guyu jerk *kicks*
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GAyhave you ever wondered if maybe the poor guy is gay?
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x x mizz naughty x x: i was in class and there next to me was the hottest boy in the year all the girls liked him aswell a...x x mizz naughty x xi was in class and there next to me was the hottest boy in the year all the girls liked him aswell as me i bent over to reach something out of my bag and mi skirt ripped and every one in the class did to he started laughing and i went bright red so i had to go around the rest of the day with my skirt ripped!!!!
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Karl: This story sucksKarlThis story sucks
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BECCAhow is that embarrassing OR funny?
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lifeless person: no they dont.. ive lookedlifeless personno they dont.. ive looked
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Anonymous: this isnt embarssing.Anonymousthis isnt embarssing.
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francine: um dear joe billie...francineum dear joe billie
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ur retaded
and so are your insults
I <3 this story.
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sweet angel.(girl): hey, girlfriend. let me tell you some thing okie?...sweet angel.(girl)hey, girlfriend. let me tell you some thing okie?
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1= suh-ooh not fuh-nny. Ish.
2=if this is embarrassing,hope you know dat this happens about every day. dude.
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Lizziy !!: I thought it was a little funny!Lizziy !!I thought it was a little funny!
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SomebodyPeople, she wasn't trying to be funny. She was sharing her embarrassing moment. After all, what the hell do you think this website is about??? Leave her the fuck alone.
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cornholioThis shit is hilarious! Ya'll can go fuck yourselves!
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Taylor: Um, that's not funny. So what if he screams like a girl. I agree that you should get a life....TaylorUm, that's not funny. So what if he screams like a girl. I agree that you should get a life.
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kissez: STUPID...kissezSTUPID
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stop
trying
ur
pretty
idiotic
dumbass
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naomywyf tha ni99a must be gay lol he has screamin problemz
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woahWhat the heck! That story was crap on a stick! Wow you gotta be jokin me! I would NEVER tell that joke again in fear of being prosecuted.
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dawgzGuys, ya'll need to get a fucking life. That is so fucking funny. A guy that screams like a girl, a strong jock screaming like a little girly girl. Everyone at my school would've laughed their fucking asses off. Get over your god damn selves and leave the person who wrote this story the hell alone. Oh, yeah guys. It's called a spell check. Look into it.
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people = shit: hey well i laughed i thought that was fucking hilarious. stupid meathead screaming like a prissy bit...people = shithey well i laughed i thought that was fucking hilarious. stupid meathead screaming like a prissy bitch. lol
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Ugh...I must say, this is dangerously lacking in the humor category...
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StephanieI'm going to post this in my site too funny LMAS
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shut up: Leave me ALONE!!!shut upLeave me ALONE!!!
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joe billiedude. this really isnt funny. i suggest you get a life. thanks.
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oh yeah. they sell them at the supermarket. they are in the get real section.
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Calista Cheah: G.A.L(Get A Life),That is not funny at all.Calista CheahG.A.L(Get A Life),That is not funny at all.
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Tiffany: *cough*GAY!*cough*Tiffany*cough*GAY!*cough*
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Anonymous: dumb storyAnonymousdumb story
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Niecy: He's a fagNiecyHe's a fag
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CatListen i only think people should tell there OWN embarrassing stories on the internet. That is not nice to tell som1 elses embarrassing moments. You should say sorry to that jock.
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Holy F*#K: That was so borring, when I was reading, my eyes went down my throat and flew out my ass!!!Holy F*#KThat was so borring, when I was reading, my eyes went down my throat and flew out my ass!!!
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