Ewwww, what is this stuff?!!
From: Anonymous
Well, I was 18 at the time and my lover, (name deleted), also 18 were at a party with some mates at a park. My bf and I started 2 get bored of the music and yobs yelling so we went 2 find a private place...
We were behind some bushes on the top of a bank just behind a couple of 17 yr olds sat snogging.
Any way, we were at it 4 ages and it was G R E A T!!!! I must have forgotten how much my man came so when he did it dribbled uncontrollably under the bushes and down the bank...
"AAAARRRRRHHHHHHGGGGG!!!!!" came a shriek from the 17 yr old girl. "MY NEW LEATHER SKIRT! URGH! WHAT IS THIS STUFF?"
Me and my mans red faces were peeking over the bushes. "EWWWW! WAS THAT HIS...?' We left very quickly after that!!
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Anonymous: What the hell? What type of frinking story is this!?!?!AnonymousWhat the hell? What type of frinking story is this!?!?!
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J-Lo's Ugly Sister: That sucks.J-Lo's Ugly SisterThat sucks.
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anonhave you even seen cum before? its not exactly going to run down a grassy bank you idiot
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11fucking ass holr.....
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DuhWe didnt mean dat. hahaha
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Anonymousa load of fucking sit to make urself luk SEXY
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naketa Nathlie Willi: this sounds like a lie to menaketa Nathlie Willithis sounds like a lie to me
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jf: @star: spermjf@star: sperm
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NUN YA: THATS NASTYNUN YATHATS NASTY
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NoneOfYourBusiness: My boyfriend lets out a load but ;D I swallow.NoneOfYourBusinessMy boyfriend lets out a load but ;D I swallow.
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person: i dont think this was realpersoni dont think this was real
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anonymousgees ppl calm down lol..and anywaes dis is some funny shiet lmfaoo
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anonymous: well i truly dont believe this storyanonymouswell i truly dont believe this story
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FDHFH: 35Y5EFDHFH35Y5E
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09876543r6ty7uio: i cant be bofered bout that cuz its not embarrassin09876543r6ty7uioi cant be bofered bout that cuz its not embarrassin
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Haha suckers!!: wow... was it sperm that was on her skirt? wow :P that is really embarassing! i feel so bad for you...Haha suckers!!wow... was it sperm that was on her skirt? wow :P that is really embarassing! i feel so bad for you guys :( Luckily, i have never had a real embarassing moment
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im a porn star: ROTFLMAO! his cum was so uncontrolable. lol sucks to be the chick with the lether skirt.im a porn starROTFLMAO! his cum was so uncontrolable. lol sucks to be the chick with the lether skirt.
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DoraI dont get it what was the stuff??
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Anonymous: hm. sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.Anonymoushm. sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.
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debraewwwwww that was me your mans spunk went on my skirt
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anomymous: dawg that fukin suks hardanomymousdawg that fukin suks hard
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mattam i like the first person to comment years?
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johnnyqeshnivocovic: this story was lame and not even almost believable. You're obviously a virgin who doesn't know how i...johnnyqeshnivocovicthis story was lame and not even almost believable. You're obviously a virgin who doesn't know how it works.
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hahah: yea right!hahahyea right!
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dani: straight up lie....danistraight up lie.
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he cant let so much shit out wtf?
fucking retard .
ohh & star, whoever you are, your
a straight up dumb fuck.
seriously.
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Anonymous: err that was me i was the girlAnonymouserr that was me i was the girl
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Anonymous: No part of that is believable.AnonymousNo part of that is believable.
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Tammy: Ha ha ha he squrted u! : )TammyHa ha ha he squrted u! : )
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Colorfulbow<3: What was that? >.<Colorfulbow<3What was that? >.<
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FUCKING DOUCHE: LIAR.... GO DIE AND GET A REAL PERSON, WANKING FRIENDS!FUCKING DOUCHELIAR.... GO DIE AND GET A REAL PERSON, WANKING FRIENDS!
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jessica: haha!!jessicahaha!!
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sweets: sooo funny!!! poor girl...sweetssooo funny!!! poor girl
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lol
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:O: No comment.:ONo comment.
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Cocckksuckkaa: Madd dummbb kiidd , u actt likee itss a fuccingg hose or some shiit , nott that much comess out . Du...CocckksuckkaaMadd dummbb kiidd , u actt likee itss a fuccingg hose or some shiit , nott that much comess out . Dumbb Virgin !
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Nicole: Yeah, what was it???NicoleYeah, what was it???
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zozowhat a load of shit u just trying to make urself look gd well gd luck sum where else cz it aint worked he and btw no 1 can give out dat much sperm bye bye bullshitter
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MoiiiNo one jizzes that much. No one.
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your truly: ew how gross! lol but funnyyour trulyew how gross! lol but funny
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Anonymousbullshit why do you people lie like that he prob had a small dick nyway
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AnonymousBull shit and who thE hell wears leather skirts???
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Horny101I wish that girls leather skirt was my mouth. :P
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ninz: that's bullshitninzthat's bullshit
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msbearr: that was LMBOmsbearrthat was LMBO
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RandomThere is not way it could have gone down the bank, it just coudln't possibly do that, just by dribbling down.
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Anonymousthis is hard to believe, cum doesnt leak like that, unless there was like a litre of it
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Anonymous: sounds like bullshit!Anonymoussounds like bullshit!
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Grossed out: IT was cumGrossed outIT was cum
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audrina: This was not funny u dumb bitchaudrinaThis was not funny u dumb bitch
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Anonymous: that story sucked ballzAnonymousthat story sucked ballz
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Anonymous: fuckin liarAnonymousfuckin liar
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anonymous: eew gross!anonymouseew gross!
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HomoWTF!! that is about the most retarded story i have ever heard
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hottie: You know dta is jst disgustinghottieYou know dta is jst disgusting
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JImbo 89: m8 ur bf ill if he got a floodJImbo 89m8 ur bf ill if he got a flood
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bethum your gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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fuck u
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Bullshit!: Bullshit!Bullshit!Bullshit!
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Anonymous: Biotch...AnonymousBiotch
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Anonymousyea that doesn't make sense. not that much at least.
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Bite me!: cough BULLSHIT cough!Bite me!cough BULLSHIT cough!
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zak: yeah, def. notzakyeah, def. not
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JenniYour a stupid hore and I don't think your boyfriend let out that much sperm.
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wtf gay as hell: thats a lot of shit he didn't let out that much sperm youre just trying to look good and your lover?...wtf gay as hellthats a lot of shit he didn't let out that much sperm youre just trying to look good and your lover?wtf it must not be an american word.......fucking hippie
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faye: ohh how embarrisingfayeohh how embarrising
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missleading lover: awwwe grosss poor gurl had cum on her sweater BAM howd it go? HAAmissleading loverawwwe grosss poor gurl had cum on her sweater BAM howd it go? HAA
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Anonymous: what was da stuff???Anonymouswhat was da stuff???
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lucyomg i would of died of shame
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Anonymous: wtf are yobs and wtf is snobbing?Anonymouswtf are yobs and wtf is snobbing?
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Autumn: thats richdiciulous! no1 could cum so much that went akk the way over the bank rooftop!grow upAutumnthats richdiciulous! no1 could cum so much that went akk the way over the bank rooftop!grow up
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leon thomason: that is fuckin class!!!!...leon thomasonthat is fuckin class!!!!
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i would have been laffing my head off it a gd job you wrlk away the lad might nt have took it very well lmfao
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brandee: holy shit!!!brandeeholy shit!!!
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star: What was IT?starWhat was IT?
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Anonymous: GROSE i fell so sorry for himAnonymousGROSE i fell so sorry for him
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bex nd paigehow long did he go for ??!! nd btw try doin it on a flat surface
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keena: youre a dirty whorekeenayoure a dirty whore
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irena: ummm its veryy interestingirenaummm its veryy interesting
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nesshaaaa haaa thats so funny
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AngryThat Skirt was really expensive i hope you burn in hell! i will never forget that
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JimShe should have swollowed it.
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Anonymous: that's bullshit!Anonymousthat's bullshit!
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aran: whatever...aranwhatever...
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aranwow nice load of bull shit there
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niecy: ha haniecyha ha
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ShortyDiscusting! I fell bad for the person in the leather skirt no you or your "lover"
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mel mel: ok was that the sex liquid or pissmel melok was that the sex liquid or piss
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blah: that's disgustingblahthat's disgusting
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yuckkkw0oow thats nasty i wouldve chased u down and made u pay for the skirt lmao
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samantha: omg ewwwwwwwww lolloolooloolollollollsamanthaomg ewwwwwwwww lolloolooloolollolloll
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Secret Nosia: Ur Story Is FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Secret NosiaUr Story Is FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shayG R O S S!!!!!! but still funni lol
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wtfThis is totally BS. It's physically impossible, even.
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earole: u fuckin sado u smelll...earoleu fuckin sado u smelll
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Taylor is the rock t: I WAS THE GIRL! that was nastyTaylor is the rock tI WAS THE GIRL! that was nasty
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nickey: you lying whorenickeyyou lying whore
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some girl: thats nasty, but totally hilarious!!!!some girlthats nasty, but totally hilarious!!!!
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bkvblvcbread every other letter y j o g u h s u h c j k
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Anonymous: fuckyouAnonymousfuckyou
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bullshit: yea i believe that....bullshityea i believe that....
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alex b: controll your self...alex bcontroll your self
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do it in private
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lizziy: that poor girl!lizziythat poor girl!
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AnonymousThats gross,have some common sense and respect.
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joandude ur so fucking stupid get a life and tell some other fucking good ass stories.. by the way when was the last time you fucked.. you sound pretty horny you squirmy bitch. by the way...errrrrrrrrrrrr
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Anonymous: like that much cum could've come out.Anonymouslike that much cum could've come out.
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hahahaha: that is so funny...nasty but funninesshahahahathat is so funny...nasty but funniness
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mellvery friutin funny lol
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shannonewwww soz but u are soooooooo gross get a life!
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Anonymous: That is a fuckin retarded storyAnonymousThat is a fuckin retarded story
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Anonymous: nastyAnonymousnasty
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Cierra: Haha that's hilarious...CierraHaha that's hilarious...
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bitch: ewwwwwww,...bitchewwwwwww,
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cirra is a wannabe idiot
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Anonymouswell if they didnt know who ya were thats not bad
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The Black Man: So, were you on top of First National making love behind the bushes, or did I miss something?...The Black ManSo, were you on top of First National making love behind the bushes, or did I miss something?
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Only joking.
Making love, on top of a bank, and he came so much that it drizzled down the hill, up someone's leg, and onto their skirt? What?
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oiy;sfy: your dumb manoiy;sfyyour dumb man
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NiecyYa so nasty ya couldn't wait till ya got home.
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Anonymous: That story was nasty as hell.AnonymousThat story was nasty as hell.
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kandithat is some nasty shit you could have kept that to yourself
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bbWhy did you do it outside anyways? That's just nasty
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GinaEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GEt A Room.....have u heard of that!!!
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DUMASS