Doing it in the sink

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This is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me, and possibly, to anyone ever in the history of the world! A friend and I were at a party, and we were drinking a little bit. Everyone knows what happens to your bladder during this time so we decided to go to the bathroom. This was a house party and since it was a small house and there were quite a few people drinking there, there was a line at the bathroom. By the time we got to the front of the line we were both DYING!

My friend was in tears when we finally got in, so I let her go first. She was peeing for so long that I could not hold it anymore, and the sound wasn't helping any! So, I decided that I could use the sink, so I sat down and started to go and THE SINK BROKE OFF OF THE WALL!! Since the noise was so loud everything stopped and a bunch of people ran over to the bathroom and found me lying there with a bloody nose, and my pants down, peeing, and the broken water pipe spraying the whole room...not to mention that this was a party with all my friends there, needless to say that was not one of my brighter moments!