Condoms!!
From: Thor
It was my first time having sex so I was a bit nervous.
I slip on my condom and start working my way.
It turns out there was some air in the condom and due to the pressure it exploded in her vagina!
Imagine it like this:
Oooh!
Aaah!
Eeeh!
*moan*
I'm coming!!
Ugh!
BANG!!!!
God that was embarrassing, I thought I had blown my penis into bits!!
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Comment on this embarrassing moment!
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Janice: wow 0.0Janicewow 0.0
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angel!i couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! :DDDDDDD I still cant stop laughing!!!
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Anonymous: Lol I don't get it.AnonymousLol I don't get it.
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sunny bobo: that's so interestingsunny bobothat's so interesting
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Gemma thinks ur funn: (-2) na you need 2 get a life and shut it coz no1 fucking cares wat you think ur prob some 12yr old anywa...Gemma thinks ur funnna you need 2 get a life and shut it coz no1 fucking cares wat you think ur prob some 12yr old anyways LOL
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luke: thats like me...lukethats like me
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Blacch: Hi. :DBlacchHi. :D
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Adam tyler: (+1) I took my bro harringtons condoms and kept one. I tried it on and it felt so snug. Im a virgin (im o...Adam tylerI took my bro harringtons condoms and kept one. I tried it on and it felt so snug. Im a virgin (im only 14 in jan 2011) so I had never worn one. I couldnt get it off and I was meeting my girlfriend so I just put my pants on. In our treehouse my dick got so sore so I told her look away and I tried pulling it off but I scratched my self and made a gay noise so she looked over and burst out laughing. I explained and she helped me. Its not the first time shes seen my dick cuz she saw it at a distance when my bro pantsed me!
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sophie: omg how embarrassing!!! lolsophieomg how embarrassing!!! lol
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nabitch ya probably made this shit up. loner-haha
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Nikkie Chambers: BAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH THATS FUCKIN FUNNI HAHAAHAHAHAHAHNikkie ChambersBAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH THATS FUCKIN FUNNI HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
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JadenI would be more worried about getting her pregnant...
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the lass this happen: it hurts :'(the lass this happenit hurts :'(
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Bella Swan: WO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...Bella SwanWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HA HA HA. LOL.
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MORTIFIED.
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penis powar!: lol i like the way you did itpenis powar!lol i like the way you did it
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Ak: TjmgjAkTjmgj
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Christina: Lol. WooowChristinaLol. Wooow
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Anonymous: sickoAnonymoussicko
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S. TupidThat comment is so fucking dumb. .. . . .
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J. PIts cool, I lost mine late, so dont worry, take self defence classsess, if u feel at all threateaned.
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j. Pi understand, life is what u make of it!
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jordanthiss is really stupid and not funyy sound like you dont know what uhr doing.
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mahan: chutaimahanchutai
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P3R0: What about her Vagina?P3R0What about her Vagina?
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tyeshanxt time learn how to put it on before the fact .
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Anonymous: Kike, how is that sick..?AnonymousKike, how is that sick..?
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pinkylol thats some fuck up shit but funny as hell
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cynthiahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah super funny
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pinkydude i have 2 say that was funny but u did it XD
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Waka !I love the Oh Ah Ehh moan Im coming ugh and bang. its hilarious.
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nobitchassness: llllllllssssss 'niqa dat shit is 2 funniiiinobitchassnessllllllllssssss 'niqa dat shit is 2 funniiii
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MarcI only visit this site for the ads. Where are they?
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????????????????: I agree with Pj????????????????I agree with Pj
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DDLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ THE LAST PART.
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sassyomg fuckin ell ow embarrasin lol.
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mitochondria: ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1mitochondriaouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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GuyWhat if it scared you so much you also pissed, inside her... eww
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drag off: wew gosh...drag offwew gosh
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im so nervous
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sanannawhat the freak? can a penis reallly explode?
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ShelbyWHAT ABOUT THE PREGNANCY!!!!! YOU WERN'T WORRIED ABOUT HER GETTING PREGNANT???
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sandy: ahah!wayy to funnysandyahah!wayy to funny
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stefani: ha loserstefaniha loser
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Jamzehahaha thats amazing!! i want u in my bed... just sayin' ;)(yes i am a girl)
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John Williams: Oh my fucking god u obviously made that up sex just doesn't that long. your such a fucking tool!!!!!...John WilliamsOh my fucking god u obviously made that up sex just doesn't that long. your such a fucking tool!!!!!!!!!
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Chelsea O'Daniell: ha ha ha .. that would be embarassing but she probably didnt think much of it lol ha ha haChelsea O'Daniellha ha ha .. that would be embarassing but she probably didnt think much of it lol ha ha ha
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ashley: Relaxx dorkk :)ashleyRelaxx dorkk :)
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fakeyou thought yur dick popped?
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fucking retard child
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anomymous: ha that shit is funnyanomymousha that shit is funny
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adhaha man tht sucks
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emmaomg i actual peed theere! lmao !
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heather: PREGNANT!heatherPREGNANT!
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kayla: i feel sorry for ukaylai feel sorry for u
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Rochelle: This story kind of scared me..RochelleThis story kind of scared me..
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issy: how old wer u?issyhow old wer u?
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mikasnap how'd she get it out?
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did u get 2 finger it out of there?
cool story
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loveits not so embarrassing i think...!
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raj: try another condomrajtry another condom
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Anonymous: Lmfao, thats horribly funny [:AnonymousLmfao, thats horribly funny [:
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shane donaldson: shootshane donaldsonshoot
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lakekewow.. that pretty amazing hahahah
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Colorfulbow<3: Holy crap. 0.0Colorfulbow<3Holy crap. 0.0
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Bobhahaha, short and sweet... but funny
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badzPractice makes perfect ü
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Taytaysomebody help me!! i was just on facebook talking to this boy in 7 grade i know and now everytime i read a story with a dude in it i picture him, horrifying........ but other than thats kinda strange...
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AJ: omfg...AJomfg
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hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha
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faggot: go suck a dick niggafaggotgo suck a dick nigga
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Anonymous: LOLOLOLOLOLAnonymousLOLOLOLOLOL
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Anonymous: whatever. virgin.Anonymouswhatever. virgin.
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long mansame thing happend to me and nw i am a dad and i am only 15
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mwhaa thats funny !!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous: That was funny but did it really happen?AnonymousThat was funny but did it really happen?
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Anonymous: so coolAnonymousso cool
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Lunacy552: Ahahahha! SucksLunacy552Ahahahha! Sucks
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jalinyfel soo... sorry. 4 YOU!!! lol hahah
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celiandhalie: HAHAHHAHA!! thats greatceliandhalieHAHAHHAHA!! thats great
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shannyathis is not something for a child to read
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woah..Uhm I'm sorry to say but this story was boring as hell.
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Athena:]: Hahaa, Shit!...Athena:]Hahaa, Shit!
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I'd Be scared!
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jaira: talk more about sex dudejairatalk more about sex dude
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Ciara: Did it feel good?CiaraDid it feel good?
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informed amateur: Well, at least after you sharing that it shouldn't happen to anybody else. Of course the instructio...informed amateurWell, at least after you sharing that it shouldn't happen to anybody else. Of course the instructions say to get the air out but hey, who reads the instructions in those moments?
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solaNext time if ur not sure how 2 wea it, go slow honey
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mishaWow zat's totally crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
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veenait is happen with me ,my b/f tried to fuck with condom once it is happen , but we come toknow after take out big hot shaft
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emo annielol!!1 loza!!1 lol!!!! did she get prego? lol!!! " into bits"?
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sarfacelol lol lol that shit must have hurt you didnt it you are a total jackassssssssss thats what u get for trying to break your virginity
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Anonymoushe wudnt be more worried about getting her pregnant hed be worried about no sex for the rest of his life!
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Derrick: awwe thats sad i feel bad 4 uDerrickawwe thats sad i feel bad 4 u
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Lorena: Did she get pregnant?LorenaDid she get pregnant?
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WowsersDon't worry about her being prego or anything
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oh wow: lmfao thats greatoh wowlmfao thats great
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joanna estepa: funnyjoanna estepafunny
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pedram: fuck youpedramfuck you
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hilda: that sucks dudehildathat sucks dude
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AnonymousOne time the condom broke apart when me and my then boyfriend was having sex. Then, the next day afte I was done in the bathroom, there was a piece of the broken condom on the tp!
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mandiilol id be more worried if i were her! ouch!
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peteri watched a video on youtube on the strength of a condom and im prety sure they are very sttrong so how could that have happend?
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riatat was amazing yaar u jus lost tttttt hehehehehe
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madi: ha! that sucks!madiha! that sucks!
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bright_raven: that is actually really funny, and not in a bad way. it's one of those things that everyone can laug...bright_raventhat is actually really funny, and not in a bad way. it's one of those things that everyone can laugh at
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cristyanna: o my god i would have diedcristyannao my god i would have died
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No nameThat's why you always "pinch the tip" when you put it on... why don't guys know that?
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megamiyou should of jus switched condoms, jeez.
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kristin: [[hehe]] geez, thats crazy......kristin[[hehe]] geez, thats crazy...
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id've hated to be the girl...lol
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lovelybrat: lollololololsick!lovelybratlollololololsick!
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PaulI agree with pj and you wouldn't have blown it to bits or else you would have passed out
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person: hahaha retarded cuntpersonhahaha retarded cunt
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lolaare you not worried about if she get pregnant
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LEWIS MURRAY: omg i dont that before aswell lmao....LEWIS MURRAYomg i dont that before aswell lmao.
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felt really nice tho :S
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blobhaha that your lost. was she on birth control? if she wasn't that would really suck
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dsfdsf: omg ewwwwdsfdsfomg ewwww
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laura: lol..lauralol..
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Stephanie: lmfao...Stephanielmfao
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thats hysterical :]
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marniewell this is ah cool story but dang it took all that just to say ooh Aaah!
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Eeeh!
*moan*
I'm coming!!
Ugh!
BANG!!!!
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bitch: to ashley parker ...bitchto ashley parker
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Noone gives a shit
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ashalitas: eeeeeeeeeeewashalitaseeeeeeeeeeew
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Anonymous: aww sorryAnonymousaww sorry
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---Interesting. Especially since this doesn't happen. Well, not unless you leave a ludicrous amount of air trapped in there.
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kels and chels: haha you're such a loser. but then again we're only 14 so what do we know?! that must of been so e...kels and chelshaha you're such a loser. but then again we're only 14 so what do we know?! that must of been so embarrassing!!!! omg i would die!!!!
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eddiehahahahahahaha thats so so so so so retarded did u make that up
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jojoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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CodyThats messed up but yet hilarious.
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sarawow that sucks pretty bad, very embarassing, but if it had of been me i probably would have laughed lol
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Gregory Syroney: You shoul've just left it off in the first place!Gregory SyroneyYou shoul've just left it off in the first place!
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That nigga: Haha!!That niggaHaha!!
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Nadia.: Rotflol!...Nadia.Rotflol!
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That's Freekkin Hilarious Yo.
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baloneyCondoms can inflate to the size of watermelons - I've personally put my fist and arm through one and it didn't break
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Mr cum quick: I was just about to explode in my woman when my forskin got ripped off and i bled into her and now w...Mr cum quickI was just about to explode in my woman when my forskin got ripped off and i bled into her and now we both hav aids!
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ClaireHahahaha thats hilarious I feel sorry 4 you guys aswell lol thanx 4 makin my day ! xox
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charstacia: thats so nasty!charstaciathats so nasty!
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maritza badillo: GOD DAM BOY!!! i feel sorry fo yo ass it must of been embarrassingmaritza badilloGOD DAM BOY!!! i feel sorry fo yo ass it must of been embarrassing
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Anonymousif you use a condom does a girl sstill get pregnat?
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tifanny: hahahahahah what hell nahtifannyhahahahahah what hell nah
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chaz: haha thats well funny...chazhaha thats well funny
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but how did she get the bits of rubber out ?
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Kaitie: LMAO! That Is Hilarious!KaitieLMAO! That Is Hilarious!
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Beverly Ann Maxwwel: Nigga ya dumb as hel you blowin ya penis in her vagina? wat ta fuk is wring with ya if you wouldve ...Beverly Ann MaxwwelNigga ya dumb as hel you blowin ya penis in her vagina? wat ta fuk is wring with ya if you wouldve blow ma vagina i would ve cut ya penis off and feed it to ya moma.
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kike: you are so sickkikeyou are so sick
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penis popper: haha what a loserpenis popperhaha what a loser
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Chelsie: That must have felf really embbarrasing and uncomfortable. Learn how to use a freaking condom dude.ChelsieThat must have felf really embbarrasing and uncomfortable. Learn how to use a freaking condom dude.
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Ashley ParkerI like it and the person i'de like to send it to is my friend courtney callen
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Assiram: classicAssiramclassic
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paula: umm chyeah lolpaulaumm chyeah lol
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shantellwow it was that short that does not seem like you had a good time
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Jennyshitty sry man to hear that but hey im pritty sure u'v gotten over it by now and had more chicks!!!!
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Carrie: BAHAHAHAHAH...CarrieBAHAHAHAHAH
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FUNNY!!!
p.s-Im stupid
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samh: i have i 2inth nob...samhi have i 2inth nob
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andreason of a fuck thats funni i remember my first time it was funni but not like that
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beverly: nigga you dumdbeverlynigga you dumd
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ugh!: this is a very gay storyugh!this is a very gay story
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Anonymous: I'm so luck it wasn't meAnonymousI'm so luck it wasn't me
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rhiannathats was funny hahaha that must of been embarrassing
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MBaww... hope it wasnt that bad :)
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B: LAME. YawnBLAME. Yawn
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pjweren't you more worried bout her getting pregnant?
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tom,hahahahha hahahahahhahah ahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahah loser
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srtarThat was so funny man ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha no! man If i was that girl, that boy wouldof been dead!
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Erin: Did it hurt her?...ErinDid it hurt her?
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Anonymous: HAHAHAAnonymousHAHAHA
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alana$: did she get preggoo??alana$did she get preggoo??
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bex nd paigelmao!!!!!!!! u fukin dim wit ! dnt u no how to put a fukin condom on properly?!!!
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Tanya: ouch.Tanyaouch.
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sSRSs: LMFAO i feel soz 4 usSRSsLMFAO i feel soz 4 u
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annepoor thang. thank god it wasn't me.
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Johny o: lots of fun!!Johny olots of fun!!
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ahhaa: lol lol hahahaahhaalol lol hahaha
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kidrockBullshit man. There nothing like that
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Cow lover: i did the same thing wif a cow!Cow loveri did the same thing wif a cow!
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artyou are like soooooo stupid.
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KAthleena: That is sooo funny!!! ;)KAthleenaThat is sooo funny!!! ;)
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lopik: LOL LOL LOL LOLlopikLOL LOL LOL LOL
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jane: what a moron.janewhat a moron.
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tommy buddy does that to me all the time, and on perpose.
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Juggalo 4Eva: same happened to me and my partner and i were just laughing and just kept going at it.lol...Juggalo 4Evasame happened to me and my partner and i were just laughing and just kept going at it.lol
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elaina.: fuck dude, that was embarrassing...elaina.fuck dude, that was embarrassing...
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stwhoooo........,how did solve it at last.
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thingyThats dangerous was she all right
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lol: lol PWNEDlollol PWNED
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isabella: wow i seriosly dont no wat to sayisabellawow i seriosly dont no wat to say
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poopdude awesome do it again i bet it turned her on!!!!!!!! have u had sex since then?
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roxyyyyyyyyy!!heya i like ya story its a bit cockish hhaa na jkz but i spose its normall heh
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dumb bunny game ward: that's nothing but a dumb bunny's embelished fantasydumb bunny game wardthat's nothing but a dumb bunny's embelished fantasy
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LMAOLOL that must've sucked. Did it ruin the moment?
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?omg that is o embarrising
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alleys lil sex bitch: omg! i feel so bad 4 ur girlfriend. poor thing. i bet it hurt her. did the condom fall off?? did u g...alleys lil sex bitchomg! i feel so bad 4 ur girlfriend. poor thing. i bet it hurt her. did the condom fall off?? did u get it bac?? lol. did u eva do IT again?? lol poor poor girl. i dont feel bad 4 u. shes da 1 dat probably got hurt. lol. but u should crawl into a hole and die! lol. it was embarresin. i kno how gf feels. lol jk. lmao. poor kid. ok well i will end it hea! bbye p.s ur gf must hate u! lol jk ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. glad im nott u.
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los elgae: sex is goodlos elgaesex is good
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andrewlol u messe3d that up that must
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have been so imbarrasing soz for
u am sure u wont forget that one
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asdfhrsuohahahahahahaha thats soooooo funny!but really....
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lizziy: haha...lizziyhaha...
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Anonymous: so was she a hooker,random or gf...Anonymousso was she a hooker,random or gf
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Sexyer: GOOD! VERY SEXY!SexyerGOOD! VERY SEXY!
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Haylee: Ummmm.....HayleeUmmmm.....
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big weener for a gir: lol but disgusting!...big weener for a girlol but disgusting!
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What happened
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JUNKINTHETRUNK: I DONT BELIEVE YOU, OR THAT THIS IS POSSIBLE. I CALL BS!!!!JUNKINTHETRUNKI DONT BELIEVE YOU, OR THAT THIS IS POSSIBLE. I CALL BS!!!!
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anafofanna: Wow thats really funny! I hope that you got all the condom back out of her and that she's okay!anafofannaWow thats really funny! I hope that you got all the condom back out of her and that she's okay!
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kkomg, that was so funny i almost fell out of my chair
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Penis: LMFAOPenisLMFAO
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bob123: virginbob123virgin
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bob123: is your dick really that smallbob123is your dick really that small
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anonymous: omg...anonymousomg
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was she like all horney after?
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??????omg it would av been funny after but not @ da time! xx
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lisathat must of really hurt, buts its so funny!!
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meha ha you loser!!! you must have fucked her good!!!
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Dorkman: LOLOLOOOLOLOLOL!!!DorkmanLOLOLOOOLOLOLOL!!!
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AnonymousThat would be funny, thinkingthat your penis expoloded... =D
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Heather: Fucking gross no one cares!HeatherFucking gross no one cares!
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Im just sillyHaha that was hilaruis Im still laughing, you brightened my day man, thanks a lot!!
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bexshe must ov beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen in soooooooo much pain!!!!
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lol: lol lol lol lol lollollol lol lol lol lol
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oh noohh noo did she get pregnant?
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Annabelle: Lol lol lol lol lol lol lolAnnabelleLol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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The Black Man: LOL, 'There was some pressure in it and it popped!' ...The Black ManLOL, 'There was some pressure in it and it popped!'
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That was the funniest story I have seen so far. Not that embarrassing, though.
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Alyssaweird i guess. what does I'M COMING!!! mean?
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Em n KimOmg that must have hurt but also must have been funny after xxxxxxx
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Anonymoushey man thats some preety funny shit i hope that u were preety close to this chick so u could both give it a laugh
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Niecy: U is slow!NiecyU is slow!
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emma athat happened to my ex when we were 14 and i got a STD
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betty boopthat would be sooo embarrasing. and it probally hurt her to
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