Curing a headache

Mistakes

I came home from work one day and was suffering from a
headache. My wife said, she was getting ready to take a bath,
but would fix some Alka-Seltzer for me.

I relaxed in a chair and waited. After a few moments, with her
walking back and forth from the bathroom to the kitchen, I
figured, she had forgotten to make my Alka-Seltzer; so, I
walked into the bathroom and found a glassful of solution
sitting on the counter. I sipped half of it and thought the
medication old because it didn't fizzle and tasted flat!

I rinsed the glass out and returned to my easy-chair.

A minute later, my wife handed me the fizzing Alka-Seltzer,
then laughed. "I must be losing my mind,...I could have sworn
I had made some douche-water for my shower...!!"

I never said anything.