Thats Embarrassing


Floating Nude

From: Anonymous


I am a 19 yr. old male and frequently skinny dip at night in my pool outback. One night my parents were away for the weekend and after a long day and party night I grabbed a couple of beers, shed my clothes and headed outside to the pool. I slipped into the pool for a swim, lay on the deck under the midnight sky and had a couple of the beers. I decided to lay on the raft under the moonlight and relax as I floated naked in the pool...

The next thing I know I am being woken at about 8:00 a.m. by the birds chirping, the sun in my eyes and greeted by the stares of the neighbour's 17 yr. old daughter at poolside as she was leaving for work the next day!!

I had fallen asleep under the stars and slept through the night floating on the raft! When I awoke I was stark naked floating in the middle of the pool with a huge morning hard on sticking straight up. As the neighbour stared at me in amazement and shock, I had nowhere to hide, no clothes, no towel, nothing to cover with......just the neighbour, myself and my cock for all to see.

To add insult to injury... our pool can be seen from the alley behind our home and I will never know who else saw me that morning??


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  • Carrie: Haha....
    Carrie

    0

    Haha.
    Unlucky mate.
    #willy
  • SEXY SEXY HOT CHICK

    -13

    AWWWWWWW wish i was there ur body sounds SEXY can i SEX u
    Im very hot and SEXY and ill go nude for u and if u want u can photo me. and will u go nude? then we can hav sum AWESOME SEXY SEX yh?
    u can even finger my PUSSY/VAGINA non stop as deep as u want and as hard as u want and u can feel see TASTE BITE LICK me. plz can i suck ur PENIS COCK u c i like the taste and once i let my ex boyfriend josh PEE in my gob while i was sexing and u can 2.
    PLZ PLZ PLZ

    0887459412
  • la tee dah: @abooboo...
    la tee dah

    0

    @abooboo

    i really bet those are just middle-aged creepers.
  • charlene: OMG!!!!
    charlene

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    OMG!!!!
  • spanny: I SAW YOU!!!...
    spanny

    0

    I SAW YOU!!!

    and chuck norris saw you, too, of course.
  • christina :): ohh, ohh, ohh....
    christina :)

    0

    ohh, ohh, ohh.
    ok but thats a lession to learn from.
    dumb dumb. next time WEAR CLOTHES!
    ring a bell?
  • The Original Writer

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    O.K. Since I posted the story, this site has had 1360 hits and many asked questions. So here go the answers to many questions that have apppeared in the comments in no particular order:
    1. I am tanned, 6'1" 180 lbs. play baseball, soccer, basketyball and enkoy swimming.
    2. I am heterosexual, but still appreciate the commenst from the guys..I'm liberal and will try anything once:) :)
    3. My cock is 5.5" limp and 8.5" hard
    4. I did end up dating the neighbor girl for about 6 months several months later. She admitted she also had a personal solo masterbation session WHILE watching me in the pool
    5. She had seen me for over 2 hrs. naked
    6. She did take pictures, and admittedly, they were pretty hot and erotic
    7. I didn't jump in the water cause I wasn't sure she say me at first and thought I'd slip away quietly
    8. I continue to skinny dip but now take at least underwear or a towel poolside
    9. The 26 year-old newlywed across the alley admitted several month's later that she too saw me floating naked..and was shocked, but impressed.
    10. I ran to the house in broad daylight across about 300 yards of open yard stark naked..equally embarrasing
    11. I did jerk off when I got to my room. I was horny as hell by then and had to relieve the woody. Best jerk-off session ever!

    Hope that answrs all the questions...Keep them coming!!!
  • jack

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    something like this happened to me but our pool is behind a fence so no one can see when one of my friends gf's come around to get something she saw me with my 7inch hard on and i was asleep but next to the pool on the deck on a deck chair with my legs spread... and every thing showing i woke up finding her on my fucking me silly...i asked her what she was doing and she said just relax..i did because it felt sooooo nice...later or she broke up with my mate and since then we have been sex buddys she is here helping me write this story she said she gonna give me head now...g2g cya
  • morgan

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    Great story real funny. Kind of got really turned on reading it and I closed my eyes and pictured you floating there naked with your hardon sticking out and next I knew I left my fingers do the walking down my own happy trail. Was quite good. Could be the best story ever on this site and I am an 18 yr old girl I am going to try this in my backyard pool on purpose to see the reactions and for a great turn on
  • kayla174U

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    I got hot and horny reading this funny story. Man I would have given anything to be that neighbor. Would have video taped you close up and blackmailed you for some favors! How long is your co_k..you never say, but I bet it's huge. Please reply and let me know. I will remain hot & horny until I know for sure. Did you stroke it off when you got in the house or had you already shot a load outside in your sleep/dreams?? Please reply cause you left too many important facts and points out of the story. I hate to keep guessing lol
  • sallyjane

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    lol oh baby would have loved to see it sounds funny as hell bet the whole neighborhood going to work in the morning saw your cock. did they get a good show. how long is it when its morning hard? was the chick getting off seeing you? how long was she watching? maybe you even played with it in your sleep and thats why it was so hard? maybe she saw you strokin it? maybe your neighbors saw you strokin it? LOL this story is embarrassing and funny
  • amy

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    HOT, man. Great story. I am 18 and would have died to be your neighbor. I wouldn't have woken you. I would have walked to pool side and stroked you off while you slept! Getting hot thinking about it but the story is funny as hell. Bet your neighborhood was buzzing and you'll never know. Did your parents ever find out? How big was it? Was it sticking straight in the air or hard on your stomach? Are you shaved? Gotta know . .
  • Anonymous

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    i know how you feel dude. one time when i was 17 i lived with my mom shes a lawyer. i play baseball i have a lot of trophys. anyway we have a pool and one day when my mom was not home i went to swim nude. so i did and it was great until what happend next. my next door nieghbor she is divorced and has a 16 and 17 year old girls one with short black hair the other short bloned. anyway there grandma was visting along with her 10 year old niece. i was swimming with my butt in the air when one saw me and wen and got the other two and there video camra.after an hour or so i got out and i hear and see them gigiling and pointing so i run at the they run i jump the fence and fall down get up and hear a loud shreik of shock there grandma she thought i was a pervert. she grabed a canoe paddle from the garage and spanks me twice with it they where all pointing and laughing at my red and marked ass as i ran. later there mom comes over and explain that they where trying to cheer her up. and she thanked me for the show she liked seeing my tosh ass she said it pokeing out of the water. but still i cant believe that i had to run with my red butt whipping around for all to see.
  • anonymous

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    Wild. the story is funny and quite embarrassing. Would have loved to be the neighbor. She's 17 and probably never saw something like that before. You didn't say how big . . .but I am guessing you are very well endowed, and not afraid of being seen naked. I would give anything to see your member!! How big - - - 8", 9" or larger?? Respond back and answer some of the questions. You must be checking the site?? Several of us have asked some questions and it would be great to have them answered??
  • Samantha18

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    Man how stupid to not take clothes. If it happened to me I would be wondering for weeks who else saw me. I probably would have asked the chick if she saw anyone drive by?? Man, do you talk to her and if so, how do you look her in the eyes. But then again, if you do have that much down there, I guess she would be the one embarrassed?? Funny, funny, and would have loved to see it (I mean you).

    Do you sun yourself naked on the deck, or just skinny dip at night??
  • Sweet16

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    Hot, dude. Wow..the story is funny as hell. Was your cock laying on your stomach or sticking straight up in the air like a flag?? Funny . . embarrassing, and would love to have seen it. I would have ran for my video camera and would have captured the moment on film for blackmail!! I am assuming your body is probably rock hard (not just your cock) and you look pretty good naked. Just assuming cause fat guys with short dicks don't normally lay naked anywhere if they're smart. HA! HA!! funny as hell. Bet you were red faced for weeks.
  • Maddy: lol...
    Maddy

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    lol
    sorry man.
  • Patty

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    HOT! HOT! HOT! . . .and funny as hell. Would have loved to see you wake up and realize you had a full blown boner outside in front of the chick and in broad daylight, yet!! Bet she was drooling over that sausage. Did you ever find out if anyone else saw you?? 9Guess nobody would really have the guts to bring it up to you??0 Man, wish I could have seen your tool . .sounds like you have quite a bit to be proud of. . . .Oh to dream about that huge prick. Wow ! Hey, have you ever done it again?? If so, plan another one and call me first!
  • britanny

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    Funny, HOT, exciting....Man this story has it all. Best one I've ever read on this site. Man, even if it isn't true, it could be. Anyone who rates this less than a 5 hasn't pictured what really happened and how really embarrassing it was to have her see you fully erect, and then not knowing who else in your neighborhood also saw you . . .WOW! I am a 19 year old college freshman who is a little bit of an exhibitionist. I love to secretly expose my body, and this story is absolutely wild. I am going to try this this summer in my pool. Never thought of it, and the results could be great for a female as well. Man...this story rocks!!
  • kassidy

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    dont swim in the pool u stupid retarded dork why r u drinking bear the age limit is 21 years old dont expect me 2 ever help u.I will let it go if u r in a state were u r aload 2 drink by law.
    my friend says:
    we r reporting the police 2 u.the age limit is 21.dell with u loser double LL stupid ur so smart not why would people think ur smart now thats smart making fun of losers. What r u doing in a girls fight!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!
  • samantha

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    Man, to go poolside without any clothes?? I read some of the comments, and I too have skinny dipped in a pool that's in view of people. Almost makes it more fun and exciting. Would have loved to see that shaft of yours, and although 10" sounds large, I bet you have what you say you have. You might have been embarrassed, as I would have been too, but cheer up...if anyone besides your neighbor girl saw you naked with a 10" hardon in the a.m., they won't tell anyone because they'd have to admit they were watching your raging cock. If I saw it, I would have probably buried my fingers up my pussy and stroked myself off and not told anyone, because I would hope you would do it again. Cheer Up..it might have been embarrassing, but is funny as hell and quite erotic indeed!! lol
  • Gina

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    Ha! Ha! Ha! That sounds cool. I always wanted to skinny dip and float but am afraid of just what happened to you . . .gettng caught. You sound so cool...didn't seem to phase you much. Must be proud of what you have. Would love to be able to see that morning "flag" sticking up?? I will assume the lucky neighbor had a great show, and that you have plenty to be proud of. That must be totally embarrassing...Did any of your neighbors ever mention that they saw you? Would love to know?? Did she take pictures??
  • steve: haha
    steve

    0

    haha
  • Anonymous: you know what...
    Anonymous

    0

    you know what

    that is a REALLY big mistake!!!!!

    good thing it wasn't me though!!!!

    HA-HA-HA!!!
  • Anonymous

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    1stly: YOUR AN IDIOT
    2ndly: how stupid do you have be to not jump into the water after you noticed that you were being watched!!!!!!
  • iluvvermette

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    wow! thats pretty intense shiz!
    hehehe... umm wouldnt u ahve notice durin teh middle of the nite that instead of being on a bed u were floatin on water hehe anyways thats pretty embarrassin if i were u i think i would of just died of embarrassment on the spot! lmao