Waterslide+Loose Trunks=BAD!
From: Anonymous
im a 16-year old guy in high school. Anyway, i went to a waterpark with some friends. the string on my trunks had broken so my trunks were loose, i didnt think much about it at the time....
Well, one of my friends dared me to go down backwards so of course i did like an idiot. But, as im about to go down my friends grab my trunks and push me down naked. let me tell you, going down a large, winding, freezing cold waterslide at high speeds is not fun. absolutely freezing water was slamming into my crotch the whole way and of course i was emptied out into a freezing cold pool. lets just say that my package was about one-hundredth its normal size, it physically hurt!!
So, of course i have to run naked to the locker room in a crowded waterpark were i hid in the locker room until my "friends" came in. However, they wouldnt give up the swim suit until i did one thing for them...Unfortunately that was to walk into the girls locker room. i had no other choice but to do it. of course i was greeted with laughter and numerous comments about my shrunken state.
Finally my friends gave me my trunks and we headed home. it was the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.
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Ahfhdhsdj: Dude seriously that is nothing compared to what happened to meAhfhdhsdjDude seriously that is nothing compared to what happened to me
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non of ya bizthose are not what friends are you should have gotten payback
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PieEater68: Ur friends suk i would have beat the shit out of them then taken the clothes and burned them.PieEater68Ur friends suk i would have beat the shit out of them then taken the clothes and burned them.
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bobWow! Sucks for you!!!!
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WowAnd by the end of the story you still call them "Friends."
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I call bullshitHard to believe you'd go into the women's locker room with your shit hangin'.
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JadeUr "friends" r jerks. I woulda beat the shit outta them.
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Samaraah:): heey uhm why didnt you get a towel or stole some other piece of clothing to cover yourself whilst yo...Samaraah:)heey uhm why didnt you get a towel or stole some other piece of clothing to cover yourself whilst you got your bathing suite back? && i would of hit the jerks.
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Soulsurfer2212That sucks :( I'm sorry and I would never call those people friends. Thats so mean
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AnonymousWow, those guys aren't your true friends; they're jerks!
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Adamso you cant really call them friends.
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Numberfive: Wow man... I would beat the shit outta them if they did that to me... Stay strong brotha.....stay st...NumberfiveWow man... I would beat the shit outta them if they did that to me... Stay strong brotha.....stay strong lol
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FredI would have punched them in the nose
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Anonymousyou have horrible friend but i bet your more of a man then any of them!! ur a legend lol
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hi there im dee: Those people are not ur friends. They dont desirve any friendshi there im deeThose people are not ur friends. They dont desirve any friends
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julzHaha! ah no thats SO funny! hahahaha x
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Tee Hee: No ofense but that is kind of funny!Tee HeeNo ofense but that is kind of funny!
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no-one: you are lyingno-oneyou are lying
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:Othts funny but poor you thats really embarassing too!!! man your friends are mean but that was funny :p
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anonymousI would of just put on my regular clothes and left
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??????eh happend 2 me like.. twice lol. but ya embaressing
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.........OMG thats so embarrassing!!!!!! I feel so bad for you! I would die!
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=)ahhh wish i could of seen it!!! call me (480)-440-0403
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those arent friends: read my namethose arent friendsread my name
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bumlicksplums: I would beat em up :/bumlicksplumsI would beat em up :/
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Anonymous: ha ha ha thats so funny stinks to be youAnonymousha ha ha thats so funny stinks to be you
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Tony: Your freinds suck.TonyYour freinds suck.
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coolDid you see any girls naked in the locker room.
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codeydbw: how can they be considerd friends?...codeydbwhow can they be considerd friends?
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LexiTell your dirty, rotten, no-good, trunk-stealing, perverted "friends" to frig off!
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KATE: YYYUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPXDKATEYYYUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPXD
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wowthats so embarrasin...did u ever go bac?
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Anonymous: Lol, classic.AnonymousLol, classic.
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BrickI would have beat there ass
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¢¾oh crap that sucks!
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AnonymousI hope you have plans to get them back for that.
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UnknownDont do dares then next time. and if you knew ur trunks were loose why do it ?
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SHAME !
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jennyonce that happened to me and im a girl but my friends made some stranger slap my butt
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Noahthat would be soo embaressing!
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Josh: So Embarrassing!JoshSo Embarrassing!
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gwhere is everyone?
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FunSunGrl: Now who has friends like that?FunSunGrlNow who has friends like that?
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Anonymous: what is wrong with your "friends"??!Anonymouswhat is wrong with your "friends"??!
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AnonymousDid they say things like "I didn't know you could have a belly button under your stomach" or "Aww, its cute!" or "There is a baby inchworm hanging from your crotch"
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mike: damnnn,mikedamnnn,
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juliedude TMI on the one hundredth its normal size some of us are not so fond of big willys.well i am!!!!!!!!!!kiding im not.
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joshwow.us i would of punched them in the face and stop being their friend.
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Meghanrox: STUPID IDIOTS! have a nice day! :) lolMeghanroxSTUPID IDIOTS! have a nice day! :) lol
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Anonymous: vv,vvvk,v,,,,v,,,,,v,,,,v,,v,,,v,,,v,Anonymousvv,vvvk,v,,,,v,,,,,v,,,,v,,v,,,v,,,v,
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??/???: wat a bitch??/???wat a bitch
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Vanessa: N-A-S-T-YVanessaN-A-S-T-Y
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meganomg, you're friends are such jerks. i feel bad for you, hun.
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:]Hahaa, Thats fucked up!
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daniela: wow i feel bad for you ...danielawow i feel bad for you
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emo annielol!! omfg!!!OMFG!!!! OMFG!!!!LOL!!!! I FEEL HORRIBLE FOR YOU BUT THAT WAS SOOOOO TO GOD DAM FUNNIE!!!!1
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davethat happened up camping did not get mine back till that night and ended up with very sun burned dick and balls was unable to were any pants for days
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mikey: wow thats really embarrasingmikeywow thats really embarrasing
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madisonomg i would have killed the and if u trie to git them bak thall dare u agen so woch out
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Faithless: doubt that happened .. if you were in the locker room why would you just not get changed!Faithlessdoubt that happened .. if you were in the locker room why would you just not get changed!
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RichardWith friend like those who needs enemies. :P
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LoraineWow. THAT WAS MEGA EMBARRASSING AS I WOULD SAY! Not just that you had to put up with the PAIN going down with no trunks, but in the girls locker room?! What were your "friends" thinking??????? LOL!
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zig: that would suckzigthat would suck
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hfdskj: some friends!! what jerks!!hfdskjsome friends!! what jerks!!
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eswsarvg: your friends are meaneswsarvgyour friends are mean
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Anonymousomg that would of been so embarasing how tiny was it after the frezzing water
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? what the girls say about it n was ur rep gone for the summer
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macatacIf your friends treat you like that I'd hate to see how your enemies treat you.
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:(I'll play a sad song for you on my violin.
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Christinawow that must of been embarrassing but dont worry this to shall pass.
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JustinMy friend are the same way you just wanna kill them huh.
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?: sum friends?sum friends
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jessicaoh i would of touched it if i was someone in the crowd..mmmm
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hi i don't beleave i: why would you go into the girls locker? i woulden't even if....hi i don't beleave iwhy would you go into the girls locker? i woulden't even if.
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everyone knows it you did then you wanted to!
and why diden't the girls scream at you>?? caz there also nude@!
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Anonymous: luckyAnonymouslucky
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mandithat is sooo weird~!! they are such doughe bags!!!
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Anonymous: friends?Anonymousfriends?
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?Why didn't u just change into regular cloths and leave! Were your trunks that important!
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AnonymousLMFAOx1000000000000000000000000000000000 That's hilarious
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dickclassic; be more original
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Anonymous: bullshitAnonymousbullshit
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IndiaLol poor you! I'd get revenge if I were you and make sure that my trunks were always in good shape, but I'm a girl so I just need to make sure I'm not wearing a massive costume or bikini.
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Anonymous: OUCHH LOL jkhdjsyghsAnonymousOUCHH LOL jkhdjsyghs
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jerliar, u could get a towel or stay in the water
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Anonymous: borinAnonymousborin
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ratmanDude that sucks, I mean REALLY sucks, I would've tried to warm up my crotch before going into the locker room but geesh.
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It could've been worse, you could've known someone there (other than your friends).
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Anonymous: (+1) They're NOT ur friends.AnonymousThey're NOT ur friends.
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klo_netthe same thing happen to a fiend o_o really embarrassing.
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Douche: Bull shitDoucheBull shit
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Shindersplenderdude: I'd fuck those girls in deh locker room while I was at it, and if police came, I would just tell the...ShindersplenderdudeI'd fuck those girls in deh locker room while I was at it, and if police came, I would just tell them my friends dared me to, so it's all good..
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AdamI feel ya ive been publically stripped, you gotta get those friends of yours back
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