My long-term lover had spent all night with me doing what we do best...
He left in the morning to go work out.
An hour later my mother and grandmother showed up to surprise me.
I had to scramble around to get the bed made (it was a studio apartment) and all the evidence of our sex-capade hidden in a period of five minutes before they came in...
So they are sitting there with me, having a nice chat. My grandmother was sitting on the end of my bed. All of a sudden my cat jumped up on the bed, ran over to my grandma and dropped a used condom on her lap!
OMG! I could have died a thousand deaths of embarrassment!
(My cat had this nasty little habit of digging through the trash int he bathroom...)