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Mistakes

My girlfriend and I used to frequent a certain very busy bar at happy hour after work.

One day when we went in, the place was completely packed. Right after the waitress had brought our second round of drinks, I got up to use the restroom.

Well, to my total shock, when I had sat down, I had enclosed the tablecloth between my legs. As I rose, the tablecloth, candle, ashtray, and all the drinks went flying on the floor.

My friend was sitting there with her mouth wide open, and her eyes. We ran to the bathroom, then had to come out, with everyone in the place staring, and clean up the huge mess.
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