Sometimes these things happen

Mistakes

My brother and his friend had been out on a bender. It was a Sunday, and the beer festival had begun early on. They had a wonderful time testing all of the different beers and becoming quite inebriated. They decided that they'd better stay at my Mom's, as my brother's friend's car was there, and he was certainly incapable of operating a motor vehicle. In fact, he wasn't capable of much. Upon arriving at my Mom's, they decided to sneak in a little pre-sleep pot nip - just to take the edge off before catching some zzzzzz's. My Mother had heard a noise outside, and opened the door to find the two nipping away at a wee joint. She just sighed and said "Oh you boys!".

My brother decided to let his friend sleep in his bed, as his friend was quite far gone. So he tucked him in, and went downstairs to sleep on the couch.

In the middle of the night, my Mother heard a funny noise coming from the bathroom. She assumed it was my brother, and went out to make sure he was all right. She was shocked to discover my brother's friend groping around in the dark, trying to find the bathroom. She showed him where it was, and suggested he might try to get some sleep. He agreed.

A little while later, she heard some serious noises, and didn't want to disturb my brother's friend, but was concerned for his well-being. She went back out, only to hear a loud thump from the bathroom. She knocked on the door, calling to him, but no answer. Quite worried, she knocked again. No answer. Deciding it better not to wait, she opened the door to find my brother's friend lying naked on the bathroom floor. She was a little bit taken aback, and began to stammer. This woke him up, and he opened his eyes, saw that he was naked, looked up at my Mom and said: "Mrs. Hamilton, sometimes these things happen."
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