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I was about to go on a date with my boyfriend, we were together for a long time so i decided that i wanted tonight to be the night when we have our first really hot sex together..

I went to the store to buy some condoms and i was speaking to the cashier and i said to her im spending the night with my boyfriend and i think that tonight is the big night so thats why i want the condoms.

A couple hours later me and my bf are at the dinner table with his parents we said grace but i kept my head down he said "i didn't know u were so religious" and i said "I didn't your mother was a cashier"!!
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