Sweet Penis!!

Mistakes

My mom is a nice grandma. She loves to give my kids little pet names to show her love and adoration for them. She always calls my daughter "Sweetness" or "Sweetpea". We were down at her house playing the game called "Scattergories", and we were already hyper, laughing, and having a lot of fun. The game ended, and she went to put the box away in the closet. She almost stepped on my daughter, because she hadn't seen her! My mom bent down, and stroked my daughter's hair. "Hi, Sweetpea-ness" she suddenly blurted! My Dad's eyes bulged out of his head and he scolded, "G******!!!! Watch it!!!" I roared with laughter! I teased my mom, "Don't you call my baby a Sweet Penis!!" She was laughing so hard, trying to explain that she started to say "Sweetpea", and "Sweetness" at the same time. My mom was so embarrassed! Now, whenever I see her, I hug her, and say, "Hi, Sweet Penis, how are you?"