It wasnt me!

Sex

This story was embarrassing for my husband.

The other night I went out and my husband of 13 years expected me to be a few hours. After an hour I was bored, so I decided to come home and suprise him. I tried calling from the car and the line was busy. I knew he was on the computer looking at the porn sites, which he always denies he does. So I pull up really quiet, and sneak up to the front door. I was all set to catch him, thinking he was just surfing the net. So, I peek in the front door window.

There he was sitting in front of the computer looking at the porn, and jerking off at the same time. LOL. I watched him for a minute, then knocked on the door. I have never seen him move so fast. The computer was off and his pants were up in no time. He had a shirt he was "using" which he denied when he opened the door. He said he wasn't doing anything. Really trying to play it off. Then I reached behind the TV and picked up my shirt and underwear. He was snagged. Totally mortified, he turned red as a beet.

I tried not to laugh, but it was so funny I couldn't help it. It's been a week now, and he is still embarrassed about it.