Thinking you are all that

Mistakes

Back in 1970, when I was 15, I had a curvy little shape & liked to show it off. One summer day, my mom was in the hospital and we needed some groceries, so my dad drove me to the super market,gave me a list, sent me in to shop & waited in the car for me to finish. I was wild & free back then & did not like to wear panties for some reason. I was wearing a cute little "shirtdress" for those who remember them & it was also a culotte. I had on my little matching pumps & really thought I was quite something. So, I go prancing into the store & from the minute I hit the door I noticed all the bag boys smiling & talking about me. Everywhere I turned people,especially men, had these big grins on their faces.Well, that just made me prance & swing my hair even more,sure I was the most gorgeous creature these guys had ever seen. I was bending over to get at bottom shelves & would put one leg in the air behind me while I did so, determined to gi! ve them a good shot of my cute lil butt & sexy legs. All of a sudden in the middle of one of those poses, a middle aged woman comes up to me & whispers something in my ear. I couldn't hear her & said"What?" She whispered in my ear again. Again I didn't understand her & replied"WHAT?" Finally, she screams loud enough for the entire store to hear:"Miss, your ASS is hanging out!!" It seems the entire back seam of my dress was ripped & the whole store got a really good look at my naked tush while I was sashaying around thinking I was all that. The woman happened to be wearing a summer jacket, she borrowed it to me & I wrapped the arms around my waist, tied it tight & proceeded to slink out of the store to the great big grins on all the males in the store. I didn't go back to that supermarket until I was married.