Scary scary stuff..

Sex

Me and my friends were walking in downtown Calgary and we saw these two naked gay guys making out - eww it was gross! They asked us if we wanted to join in and we said no but one of my friends pushed my friend on top of them and they both started humping him and kissing him eww it was gross he wont go out with us anymore:( but we never let him forget it now we call him humpty.

Great times, great times!