Looking good..

Mistakes

I was going to get my grocerys and I took a little more time that day putting on my makeup and wore my new dress. Feeling like I really looked pretty good, I took off. After I got to the store, I needed to go to the bathroom and then came out and proceeded to get my groceries. I traipsed all over the store taking my time and noticed some real good looking men down by the meat counter. They smiled and really gave me the once over and I thought to myself, "I must look prettttty gooood today!!!" As I finally got up to the check out a lady behind me said, " Maam, your skirt is inside your panty hose" Sure enough, my full skirt was completely inside and my whole rear end was out.. I just couldn't stand there any longer, when the two men came up
and smiled and nodded at me.

I just left everything and went to another grocery store!!