Doing your business in public

Mistakes

We were on spring break in Ft. Lauderdale, FL and after the drinking at the bar and the topless belly flops, I had to use the bathroom and couldn't find one on the strip, so I decided to take my pants and tiger panties to my ankles, and as I'm doing my business, I hear a loud thump behind me, mind you I thought I took coverage behind a bush, well as I turned around, my big ass was facing the lobby of the hotel and everyone checking in was watching me from behind, so I stood up and started running, forgetting that my pants were down and this guy was watching me and didn't look to see where he was going and walked into the telephone pole!!