Facts of life..

Sex

Years ago I had just started dating this man...We dated for a few months then came the time that we were going to have sex.

Right in the middle if the act he said he had to go pee, & when he came back "it" was limp, so I held it and asked him,"what did you do leave it in the bathroom?", his face turned beet red & he was trying to explain the facts of life to me, which made me laugh even harder, we were in our late twenties.

I had told a friend of mine & when the opportunity came for her to so the same with her boyfriend she asked him the same thing & her boyfriend put his pants on & left in a great huff, leaving her puzzled & embarrassed.