One mans trash...

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My sister -in-laws and my mother-in-law use to go down to the neighborhood dumpster and dig out neat "treasures". It was in a high class neighborhood where many wealthy people would throw good items, because they bought new ones.

They have found tv's, vaccums, stereos, etc. One day they were all down there digging when a man drove up to dump his trash. One of my sister-in-laws and mother in-law took refuge in the car and ducked, leaving the second sister-in-law digging away for treasures. She was having quite a time of it, until the man asked her, "Lady, when you get done would you mind throwing my bags of trash in the dumpster. I don't want to get trash all over you"!

My other in-laws was in the car floor rolling in laughter. All the "treasure hunter" could do was stand with her mouth agape, face red and hands on hips, totally speechless. Needless to say,
they never went back to the dumpster again.