The dangers of being late

School

I was late for school one day, and to make things worse i had assembly..As I was late, I had to sit at the front (infront of around 500 people).

So, i walked in as quick as I could - but as soon as i walked past this really cute guy i slipped and fell hard on my ass, as my shoes were wet from the rain outside..

I quickly got up and walked slowly to were i sat(so i didnt fall again) before i sat down everyone had gone quiet. When i was bending to sit i let out that loudest fart ever! The person who i sit next to said "god that reeks!" I went so red and slid down in my chair. since then i always try to be early!