I went the the Gyn. Before my exam, I needed to use the bathroom. I did my business, only to find no toilet paper. I reached into my purse for Kleenex.
I get on the examination table, feet in the stirrups. The Dr. starts laughing, says..."You really hide your green stamps!"?
(Everyone in my day collected green stamps to get free gifts)
You can only imagine where the stamps were stuck!!