The video camera never lies..

From: CuteMissy?!


My girlfriend wanted me to put on a little show for her while she filmed it with her new Video Camera..

I was pretty drunk, so i agreed. She put Boy George music on in the background and made me run around the apartment humping inanimate objects because it "turned her on".

She also recorded me telling the camera about the time i had sex with my brother's slutty wife at a family picnic and how i'm probably the father of their kid, (the kid does look a lot like me... and nothing like my brother).
I talked about how my sister is a hoe and how her illegitimate children are all different colors. And then i talked about how i hate what my mother got me for my birthday and why.

Then we start messing around again and she spanked me like 50 times, while i screamed raunchy things as loud as i could....all of this was on the tape.

But, after a few months i forgot about it all, until i screwed up and broke it off with my girl, again. She was so pissed that she got the tape and copied it, then sent it to everyone in my family.

I was so mortified, I still can't look my granny in my eyes.

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  • Paul

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    This is really embarrassing, i am 20 and my girlfriend is 20, well we were mess
    around at her parents house. This was first time we had sex .. I was not used
    to a girl being on top and having rough sex . my girlfriend had pull my sweat shirt
    and shirt over my sholders, my pants around my ankles and my briefs just
    below my knees . then she wrapped her legs thru my briefs and around my legs
    (almost like a school girl pin) I could not move, she started thrusting really fast
    and hard. My GF tells me that i was whimpering, and screaming like a girl. I came twice and had three orgasm's. She told me it was hot that I came like
    a girl. Not only that her family and two of our friends were downstairs listening
    the hole time. now they are call me the screaming.
  • Cassy

    1

    Ok so, a few years back i had planned to have a birthday party for my nephew he was turning 12, all of my family members, friends and a couple of my nephews friends from his soccer team came over, we had a fun time with everyone, all the kids enjoyed the party, you know and so after a little while i started feeling sick for some reason I had a really bad cramping sensation, a head ache and I felt like I had to puke. Than all of a sudden before I knew it. I puked all over the room everyone was shocked wide eyed staring at me so I told everybody that I was going to rest for awhile, then decided to head upstairs to
    room, I put it on a random channel and quicky fell asleep. So after a couple hours I see everyone in my room laughing, looking suprised and with my eyes I see an adult channel on. And just to top it off I was soo embarressed I cried myself to sleep. Ahhh what a crazy night I had!
  • Gilbert

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    I have to say... both the man and his girlfriend are complete assholes. This guy had sex with his *brother's wife*. What an idiot- what kind of fucking brother are you? That is just fucking disgraceful. I wonder what other idiotic things this piece of shit did during his life.
    And the girl? Just because you're pissed about a break up doesn't mean you have to send something like THAT to your ex's OWN FAMILY. Who the fuck would be THAT heartless? Why not just be friends or something? Sure, there's a different story behind the break up, but doing something like that? Wow, shows you her inner bitch.
    When my girl and I broke up (due to our long-distance relationship), we were both kind of upset- she was a bit angered. It didn't have to be that way, we both knew that; it was for the better. Afterwards be became best friends instead. Everything works out. Now I'm not saying everything is perfect in life. But why not try to make the best out of it (relationships included) and don't fuck around with people's reputations?
    No offense was intended.
  • vivi vang: oh shyt
    vivi vang

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    oh shyt
  • Ocean1

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    Damn, straight man.

    But i mean u were under alcohol, so technically its your fault. Even if u didn't know where you were doing.