The video camera never lies..
From: CuteMissy?!
My girlfriend wanted me to put on a little show for her while she filmed it with her new Video Camera..
I was pretty drunk, so i agreed. She put Boy George music on in the background and made me run around the apartment humping inanimate objects because it "turned her on".
She also recorded me telling the camera about the time i had sex with my brother's slutty wife at a family picnic and how i'm probably the father of their kid, (the kid does look a lot like me... and nothing like my brother).
I talked about how my sister is a hoe and how her illegitimate children are all different colors. And then i talked about how i hate what my mother got me for my birthday and why.
Then we start messing around again and she spanked me like 50 times, while i screamed raunchy things as loud as i could....all of this was on the tape.
But, after a few months i forgot about it all, until i screwed up and broke it off with my girl, again. She was so pissed that she got the tape and copied it, then sent it to everyone in my family.
I was so mortified, I still can't look my granny in my eyes.
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babee.: lmao dats what u getbabee.lmao dats what u get
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ashleyhaha that is awesome! bet u felt awkward!?
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sexi teenwhat a whore damn shes fucking pshyco as fuck .. you should of gotten her back foo ..
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Anonymus Lmao. Pshyco....Anonymus× Lmao. Pshyco.
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........ Psycho???
Sorry. Trying to lighten up the mood.
/has no life
/troll for life
/fuck kill me it's too early in the morning to activate Grammar Nazi Powers
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GilbertI have to say... both the man and his girlfriend are complete assholes. This guy had sex with his *brother's wife*. What an idiot- what kind of fucking brother are you? That is just fucking disgraceful. I wonder what other idiotic things this piece of shit did during his life.
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And the girl? Just because you're pissed about a break up doesn't mean you have to send something like THAT to your ex's OWN FAMILY. Who the fuck would be THAT heartless? Why not just be friends or something? Sure, there's a different story behind the break up, but doing something like that? Wow, shows you her inner bitch.
When my girl and I broke up (due to our long-distance relationship), we were both kind of upset- she was a bit angered. It didn't have to be that way, we both knew that; it was for the better. Afterwards be became best friends instead. Everything works out. Now I'm not saying everything is perfect in life. But why not try to make the best out of it (relationships included) and don't fuck around with people's reputations?
No offense was intended.
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G Unit: You deserve it you scum fuck!G UnitYou deserve it you scum fuck!
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mamacitaYour a bitch.That's what you get.With your brothers wife.Dumbass
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aria montgomery: ur a dirty ass piece of shit u fucking man whore dushbagaria montgomeryur a dirty ass piece of shit u fucking man whore dushbag
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shaun: What a bitch!shaunWhat a bitch!
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SaCshAdy: Dat fuckin' ex of yewrz fuked yew.....:pSaCshAdyDat fuckin' ex of yewrz fuked yew.....:p
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hahahaa: You do deserve it dudehahahaaYou do deserve it dude
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niececthat bitch fucking dick head should get her back
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katieDid your brother make the kid get a DNA test? haha that shits halarious :D
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jenYOU DISERVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
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KiraI think we forgot in america anything is possible
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MRZ.LAGU3RR3: DAM SUCKZ 4 U LOL!!!!!!!!MRZ.LAGU3RR3DAM SUCKZ 4 U LOL!!!!!!!!
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markid fucking kill the bitch
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DarSounds like you both deserve each other, if this story is true. You are painfully stupid and without class. Quit drinking and get some morals. Maybe better women will want to associate with you!
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Hollister Whore: the truth comes out when your drunk eh?Hollister Whorethe truth comes out when your drunk eh?
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Anonymous: Damn aint it funny what drunk ppl will do. your next gf should make you fuck a dog you dumb shitAnonymousDamn aint it funny what drunk ppl will do. your next gf should make you fuck a dog you dumb shit
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nitafirst of all ur a stank bitch 4 sleepin with ur bros wife and how are u gonna talk about ur own necies and nephews just cuz thir mixed u r fucking scum and deserve to be put undr a torture specialists care for the rest of ur worthless life
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BarbeD: man, thats fucking messed up!BarbeDman, thats fucking messed up!
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STEFHAHAHAHA!! OHH MA i LiKE DAT iDEA...U ASSHOLE.. THiS iS GOiNG TO BE MY BRAKiNG UP WiTH My ASSWHOLE BOYFRINED.HAHAHA...DAMN i LVOE UR EX...SHES FUCKiN SMART...
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vivi vang: oh shytvivi vangoh shyt
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shitface: omg wat a loser, get a fuking life manshitfaceomg wat a loser, get a fuking life man
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eedenwow your so mean i cant believe you slept with your bros gf AND talked about your sisters kids and your mother wow.. your fucking stupid as hell
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whatever: yah, sure. this is a bunch of bs.whateveryah, sure. this is a bunch of bs.
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chrissyso emmbaresing i wouldnt do that no way
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NickDude your brothers wife thats low man
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DosMan: phony story... loserDosManphony story... loser
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B-RaD EaSt SiDe: aww that sux... yea u were under alcohol so its not really your fault except u chose to take the alc...B-RaD EaSt SiDeaww that sux... yea u were under alcohol so its not really your fault except u chose to take the alcohol so it is but your were probably addicted so its not but u got your selff started so IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT GIRL WAS A BIT***ING ASS HOLE THAT SHOULD BE SHOT WITH A SHOT GUN...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Anonymous: you deserve itAnonymousyou deserve it
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rhiannaha ha serves u right for bad mounting every 1 loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AnonymousMaybe you will learn from your mistakes and dont be sooooooooooo stupid u might of been under the infulence but thats no excuse
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rabahhh poor you. its not as bad as masturbating and then having sent pics of it to my friends after they pretended to be a hot chick. i hate them so much!
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Anonymous: thats what you get!Anonymousthats what you get!
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CosmiIf that is even true, what did u do to her when u broke up? Either she is really mean and stupid or u did something awful!
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AngieThat was good for you, what goes around comes around 2 times worse.
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Weasel: Your fcuking mean.WeaselYour fcuking mean.
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Ocean1: Damn, straight man....Ocean1Damn, straight man.
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But i mean u were under alcohol, so technically its your fault. Even if u didn't know where you were doing.
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SteveAnd we are suppose to believe that?
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Dennis: funny shit!Dennisfunny shit!
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seesShe is a bitch and you should not play a long with that bitch. Dont think about it, your family will forgive you.
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shennell: Ha! Ha! That's good for ya ass!shennellHa! Ha! That's good for ya ass!
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alsk;jThis is why we don't get drunk and piss off our girl friends!!!!
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