One of my many embarrassing moments, (yes i did say many I'm a clod and I'm always embarrassing myself), took place at the beach on a scorching hot summer day, so it was packed with people.
I was with a male friend and he decides he's going to teach me how to swim with the waves, you know duck under or jump over the waves, well, we got caught off guard by a huge wave. We turned around and saw it at the same time, he yells at me to dive into it. I did just what he said, but the wave picked me up, slammed me down, and rolled me around a few times on the ocean floor. I swear I saw my life flash before my eyes, somehow I finally managed to get my feet back under me and stand up coughing and choking desperately trying to catch my breath.
All the while, my friend is standing next to me yelling my name over and over again, just screaming at me! Well I finally manage to get some air and answer him. 'What?' He points at me, I look down, there I am in all my glory, my top was around my waist and my size D breasts were flapping in the breeze, as I'm desperately trying to gather my composure. A crowd (mostly men) had noticed the whole event and was now enjoying the show pointing and yelling on their friends to come and see!! As you can only imagine I wanted to die.
That was the last time I ever wear a bikini in the water again