One of my many embarrassing moments, (yes i did say many I'm a clod and I'm always embarrassing myself), took place at the beach on a scorching hot summer day, so it was packed with people.
I was with a male friend and he decides he's going to teach me how to swim with the waves, you know duck under or jump over the waves, well, we got caught off guard by a huge wave. We turned around and saw it at the same time, he yells at me to dive into it. I did just what he said, but the wave picked me up, slammed me down, and rolled me around a few times on the ocean floor. I swear I saw my life flash before my eyes, somehow I finally managed to get my feet back under me and stand up coughing and choking desperately trying to catch my breath.
All the while, my friend is standing next to me yelling my name over and over again, just screaming at me! Well I finally manage to get some air and answer him. 'What?' He points at me, I look down, there I am in all my glory, my top was around my waist and my size D breasts were flapping in the breeze, as I'm desperately trying to gather my composure. A crowd (mostly men) had noticed the whole event and was now enjoying the show pointing and yelling on their friends to come and see!! As you can only imagine I wanted to die.
That was the last time I ever wear a bikini in the water again
soo??? who DOESNT know how to ride with the waves? where i live the smallest age kids learn to swim in the ocean is like i dunno around 6 i guess... but then aagain
not everyone comes from the shore
wow!that must be ebarrassing!still seeing your boobs would let any man think u are sexy.makeout with me hotty sexy!i just want to rub your boobs and be with u naked!
HEHEHE HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA IF I WERE U I WOULD HIDE UNDER A ROCK I MEAN THEY WERE ACTALLY FLAPPING IN THE WIND MUST HAVE BEEN APARTY FOR THE BOYZ I MEAN DCUP BREAST
They hit you in the face. That is gold!!!!!!!!!! Oh god! That is rich. I can just see a chick with huge tits runnin bye(Headshot) then from nowhere a big ol boobie comes and whacks her to the ground.
heheh lol D cup jst add that interesting piece ov information into the embarassing text
well we all noe next tym i suggest a rashy
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nd hrmm u might wanna tie those puppies down so they dont flap u in the face next tym take care
Hey Ditz-Head,
It should have been the last time you dived into an ocean wave. Unless of course,you like to swallow salty water, and love the experience of seeing your life flash before your eyes.Your embarrassment wasn't the result of a wardrobe malfunction.It happened because you listened to a dumb-ass boyfriend,whom I hope you have lost by now.
So,put the bikini back on,and get back in the water,and keep the male populous ogling and happy.
Thanks for your story. Thats so awesome that all those guys where looking at your breast while you were standing there clueless! I wish i was there, it would be so cool to see your wet boobs then see you all embarrassed afterwards lol. Your friend was stupid to tell you though.