Thats Embarrassing


Cover your shame boy!

From: Paper Bag Man


Well this is what happened to me a few years ago at school.

I was asked to host an assembly (as everyone in year 11 had to do at one point in the year). There was no way to avoid it. If you didn't show up on the day, then you had to do it on the day you come back. And me being rather shy was nervous about it, and to make matters worse I had to host it alongside my crush. I thought I would forget my lines and make a ass of myself, boy was I in for a bigger surprise...

I got up on the podium, and looked down to read, as doing saw I caught a eyeful of a view down my crushes shirt, being 16, my hormones raged like a jackhammer and got an erection. I thought big deal, no one will see the bulge this far away and read the short speech, then steeped down, no to applause, but a lot of laughter and wolf whistling. I stood there thinking what the hell, the rise in suicide through bullying isnt funny, when a very pissed off head teacher screamed "cover your shame boy!!".

I looked down, and to my horror my cock was in FULL VIEW, I had forgot my to do up my fly, and since I don't where underwear you get the picture.

In my haste I spun around, whipping my crush across her ass, and another wave of laughter came, I didn't wait around much longer to find out her reaction I tucked it in and ran as fast as I could out of there.

The last thing I heard was someone sing crack that whip.

That was 3 years ago, and I still get the piss taken out of me


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  • Suzi

    0

    So Fucking funny
    I just had sex with my boyfriend and it was AMAZING
    Penis was so huge
    It was funny
  • My hippy parents

    -5

    When I was a boy I grew up in a very liberal, open minded family that allowed me to enjoy nudity. From the time I was around 9 years old up to around 14-16 I use strip my clothes off and run around completely naked in and around our house. This was often done during the hot summer months because my parents did not like air conditioning because they felt it destroyed the natural environment. My parents were both highly educated hippies who had masters degrees, my dad was a biochemist and my mom was an art professor so you can imagine the type of super liberal personalities they had. I was an only child and I had a VERY happy childhood because I was allowed to run free and do pretty much anything my heart desired no matter how crazy it was. My parents were very permissive and allowed me to enjoy activities that most parents would have felt were improper or wrong but my parents prided themselves on the fact that I felt so open and free to explore my inner desires without shame or guilt.

    You can imagine what a young boy would do if you allowed him to take his clothes off and run around freely all day... It was not long before I realized that it felt good to touch my penis and rub myself in a sexual way. My parents never had any problem with my enjoying my body in a sexual way, in fact they fully allowed me to explore my sexual needs and satisfy them through masturbation and various forms of sexual play. I know this sounds crazy but you really have to realize that this was so harmless and I truly LOVED it. It was so awesome to run around outside in the hot sunlight totally nude then go swimming in our pool in the nude and then be able to lye on my back in the sunlight and if I happen to get aroused as I often did I would lightly begin to stroke my erect penis till I became very hard and super aroused and I either a dry orgasm or eventually when I reached age 11-12 and I was old enough to experience wet orgasms I would ejaculate all over my stomach. My parents were often around when I did this but they totally did not mind my sexual pleasure activities. They felt it was perfectly natural for a boy to have sexual desires and rather than make me fell that I should hide this activity they fully allowed me to enjoy myself openly and freely in their presence without any shame. They were very proud of the fact that they were open minded enough to not care if I did this and that I felt comfortable enough with my body to masturbate openly around them. Say what you will I LOVED IT!! It was so awesome you have no idea.

    I remember one summer when I was around 10 years old my mom had this idea for an art project. She wanted to paint my nude body and photograph me completely painted from head to toe. My mom had me strip nude and she painted my entire nude body from head to toe with this special body art paint starting with my face and working her way down to my feet and toes. She painted every last inch of my body including my penis and balls and even my butt with purple and gold paint till I was covered in elaborate Egyptian symbols.

    During this 2 hour long painting project I became very erect and very sexually aroused by the body painting experience. Since my penis was painted I could not touch it or masturbate which made me even MORE aroused because of the fact that I was forbidden from touching myself. The feeling of having to stand still and feeling the light touching of the paintbrush all over my body drove me WILD with sexual pleasure. These feelings continued to build stronger and stronger and by the time my mom was 1/2 way done painting me my penis was dripping pre-cum like a faucet. I had never been so sexually aroused in my life but I had to wait till she was completely done with the paint job before I could touch myself.

    It was very hard for me to stand still and I kept experiencing these waves of pleasure wash over me and I would have these small orgasms where I was breathing very heavily...

    I would feel waves of pleasure pass through my body as I experienced these waves of orgasmic pleasure pass through me.

    My mom noticed I was very sexually aroused by the process but she just smiled and made joking comments about how I was just like my dad when it came to sexual arousal and how easily I got turned on. She told me to just relax and try to calm down but it was no use I was about to explode but my mom was still painting and she was only down to my knees and had not even touched my feet or toes yet when I suddenly felt something building up inside of me.

    I was standing there, completely covered in paint with my arms stretched out because I couldn't let any part of my body touch anything or the paint would get smeared off and she would have to touch it up or even worse, start over.

    I had to stand perfectly still but I felt an orgasmic wave build up inside of me that was like nothing I had ever felt before. Without warning I began to moan and I almost buckled over and fell to the floor but I managed to keep standing as my penis shot a massive ejaculation 2 feet in front of me. I came harder and longer than I ever had before without even touching my penis! I'm serious it was the best orgasm I had ever experienced and it was completely hands free!! I shot and shot 2-3 massive ropes of cum out which fell to the floor in front of me.

    My mom said with a smile, well that must have felt good! Now you can relax while I finish this up! and with that my mom just kept on painting like nothing had happened and soon she was completely finished. She then had me pose in front of her lights and backdrops while she took at least 100 photos of me in different lighting and poses.

    It was the most awesome orgasm I had experienced up to that point in my life but not the last.