Come on in...Have a Seat!

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This is about my husbands most embarrassing moment.

He is a drink route salesman and has to get up very early in the morning. One morning he was working a grocery store - it was about 5 am, and he had to go to the bathroom to poop. He went in the restroom and sat down on the toilet and noticed that there was not a divider between two of the toilets. He thought, "well, its so early maybe no one will come in here and Ill be finished soon", So he proceeded about his business.

A few minutes later a man walked into the restroom and opened the other stall door, only to find my husband sitting there taking a dump!!!

He was mortified.. the only thing my husband could think to say was "Come on in...Have a Seat!!!"
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