The morning after the night before

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My wife and I were both asked to be in a wedding party 17 years ago and to this day I am still reminded of that night........it was funny but at the same time very embarrassing......there was 400 people at this wedding, including my wifes parents.

Although not a heavy drinker at that time.....in fact I don't drink at all anymore.....being amongst many friends I decided to really enjoy myself. Available at this wedding was everything and anything to drink. I started the night drinking draft beer but soon switched to my most favorite drink.....Johnny Walker scotch! What a mistake! The night was going fine and I was having a great time but when I decide I am tired, no one is going to change my mind. It was a warm night and being in a tux I thought maybe I'd just go outside where no one was and cool down and perhaps catch a snooze. Well, snooze I did. Sitting on a small chair outside the main entrance I fell asleep......well ok I passed out, tux and all....and that is where things turned quite embarrassing. At first a small group of friends(5) came outside and while they all gathered around me took a picture. Well to make a long story short, by the time they were done with me, there was at least if not more, 100(!) people gathered around me.....sitting on me......leaning on me......underneath me......they dressed me up in all sorts of things, never once waking up.....and everything got on film.

When I woke up..........it was the next morning beside my wife in bed.......numb to everything that went on........first thing I said to my wife was....What the hell happen! She said, you'll have to wait until the film is developed.

To end my story, that afternoon we were all invited back to the bride and grooms parents place............Talk about being embarrassed!