Room service!

Sex

I have a girlfriend that lives a long long way away from me, and I never actually met her, but one night we decided that we would meet at a hotel, well one thing led to another, and that led to another all night long :)
In the morning, after a little rest, we were back at it again when we heard someone yell "ROOM SERVICE!" and before either of us had a chance to say anything, this pudgy little black lady opens the door with us laying on top of the bed in plain view, all she had to say was "OMG, Ill come back later" we never saw her for the rest of our stay.