Peeing at 35,000 feet

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While in Alaska I took a flight on a small airplane which had no bathroom. Not realizing this before I boarded the plane, I was drinking a huge cup of soda pop. About 30 minutes into the flight I had to go so bad. It was unbearable.

With only 9 other people on board I took evasive action: I went to the rear of the plane, explained to everyone that I had to pee, and then I filled my empty soda cup with about 40 oz. of pee.

I then had to sit through the rest of the flight with a steaming cup of piss in my lap while other passengers looked on with disgust.

It was not fun!!