Bad tailoring

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When I was a bridesmaid in my friends wedding, a seamstress took our measurements 9 months prior to the wedding. The week before the wedding my dress was still not ready, but the bride assured me that the seamstress would have it ready in time.

On the Big Day I showed up with my hair and make up done, and was ready for my gown. The skirt fit great, but the top was made for someone the size of 2 year old. I am a size 0 but my chest is large...the lace-up corset would not close! The coordinator asked me to remove the padding in my bra! What padding????

The ceremony was set to begin in an hour and I was half naked! I did the only thing which I could do. I laced that corset so tight I felt the air leave my diaphragm. I could only breathe quick shallow breaths. My face and chest were all red and that only accentuated the melons popping out over the top. At the wedding, I couldnt sit, eat, or breathe.

Finally, I told my boyfriend of my distress and we went to a stall in the mens room where he tried to get me out of that contraption! He tried for about 10 minutes as I kept screaming " Stop it, its too tight! It hurts! Youre doing it wrong! Let me try!" Guests were standing outside laughing; I later found out that it had gotten around at the reception that we were having sex in the mens bathroom! Finally I got out of the top and wore my boyfriends suit jacket.

For the rest of the night I just went and boogied down in my skirt and jacket and nothing else!
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