May your vest be forever inside out...

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OK my husband and I were like rabbits when we first met. we couldnt get enough of each other. we used to do it everywhere( including the parking lot of my dermatologist in broad daylight)... the most embarrassing time was our wedding.

We got married on the beach and had about thirty of our closest friends and family there. after the wedding and reception we went to our room at the hotel to "put our baggage away" we were gone for maybe eight minutes( not that that is how long it took because we wouldnt want to comment on that..... but....) then we went back to the room where my mother in law and his family were staying. we were having a few drinks and suddenly his sister noticed that his vest of his tux was inside out. well this started his mom to worrying that he had worn it inside out the whole time during the wedding. she was in a panic and we tried to console her as our faces got redder and redder but it finally dawned on her what had happened...not knowing( thank god ) that this wasnt our first time she gave me the look that said "eight minutes, you poor girl" on our first anniversary, as I was eight months pregnant, she toasted to us "may your vest be forever inside out"

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