Would you go to bed with me?

Mistakes

Im a contractor and one day i went to do an estimate for a potential customer. The lady who opened the door was a real knockout, probably in her mid 30s.

We sat down at her dining table and started discussing things
about the work.just then she looked at me and said "would you like to go to bed?". I couldnt believe my luck!! I answered "of course i would".

It was then that i noticed her 4 year old son behind me rubbing his eyes. she was actually talking to him!! I couldnt wait to leave the place,i felt so embarrassed and no i didnt end up getting the job...Thank goodness!
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