DSL confusion
From: Anonymous
Well, to start off with, we all know what DSL means. If you dont, it means "Dick Sucking Lips".
This guy came up to me and asked me if I had DSL... so I thought he ment the internet DSL. So I told him: "Yeah, I have DSL, my sister has DSL. My whole family has DSL. Do you have DSL?" He then yells back at me "Damn, Girl! Why would I have Dick Sucking Lips? Im a guy!!!"
I blushed red and ran away embarassed as hell and have never said two words to him since then.
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Chris: In what universe does DSL mean anything other than "Digital Subscriber Line" ??? I thought I'd heard...ChrisIn what universe does DSL mean anything other than "Digital Subscriber Line" ??? I thought I'd heard of everything and I've never heard that acronym used in that way.
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Vickiawiee im sorry 2 hear that lady *hugglezzz*
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LoriHAHA,WOW, that is SUPER funny! :)
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but that's what your dumbass gets.
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SmileYou were tricked. No embarrassment on your part.
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Anonymouslmfao thats hella funny you that was the funniest thing ever
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Hahaha!: The exact same thing happened to me!Hahaha!The exact same thing happened to me!
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chelsea: that is so embarrassingchelseathat is so embarrassing
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NatyA guy just asked if I had DSL & I said, 'No, I have a cable modem.' I thought he was a nice guy and this was going to develop into a great relationship. Now, after reading this, I am thinking that I am never going out with him again. Who asks a girl that?
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gghow want's to fuck me
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uhhhuhhh ya that was a total moran don't feal embarised it is more likely he was talking about the internet DSL. oh, and GET RODE RUNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous: I did not know that lolAnonymousI did not know that lol
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ummthats not embarrassing.
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Terabanitoss: Hello ...TerabanitossHello
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You are The Best!!!
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ShaQuela: Lmao aw i feel sorry 4 u guh...ShaQuelaLmao aw i feel sorry 4 u guh
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BobWoah! Talk about embarrassing!
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Anonymous: omg eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwAnonymousomg eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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tanomanoyea u would just say yea i have it my sister and my family has it. ^_^ and then to top it all off u say do you have dsl?
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rofl: hahahaha roflroflhahahaha rofl
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kelley: hahahhaha thats goldkelleyhahahhaha thats gold
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AnonymousI really doubt that if you wanted to tell someone you had DSL you'd actually say "I have DSL, my sister has DSL, my family has DSL" et cetera. This is either very exagurated or just made up.
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tom: i love dsl lipstomi love dsl lips
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samandyi cant believe that u didnt no wat dsl mean lol
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Anonymous: Luckily I know what DSL is. but saying your whole family has is just got me laughing like hellAnonymousLuckily I know what DSL is. but saying your whole family has is just got me laughing like hell
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AnonymousI wouldn't be embarrassd at all, I'd slap the guy in the face and kick him in the balls
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omghahaha thats funny
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Stacyhahahahhahaha oh my god that is sooo hilarious lol
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