A case of mistaken identity

Sex

My most embarrassing was when a client and I were out partying one night and we both got lucky with two secretaries.

At the end of the night, when I took my date back to my room and we undressed, I laid my papers, etc. on the table and went to the bathroom. When I came out, my date kept calling me by my client's name, evidently because of the business card, and let her do it, thinking it was funny. About a week later she called the number thinking it was my office when in actuality it was his home number and his wife answered.

My date told her to please tell "her boss" what a wonderful time she had and wanted to meet again, just let her know what hotel and she'll meet "me" there..

I don't know what happened to him, but I lost the account.