Chicks dig bikers..

Mistakes

My first brand new motorcycle was my pride and joy, It had less than 400 miles on it. I took it out one bright and sunny day for a ride. I was showing my stuff to all the admiring women who really dug bikers.

I pulled into a carryout to get a soda and there were all kinds of ladie in shorts, short-shorts, etc. Showing off I hopped off my moytorcycle and strutted in to buy a soda.

Whoops! I Forgot to put the kickstand down!