Mommies has batteries..

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We had a large bar-b-que at my daughters house and my niece was there. She is a nursing student and was talking about medical terminology which included the male prostrate gland.

Her 7 year old son was playing and heard the word penis and came running over to the table and said, oh yeah, my mom has one of those but it has batteries.

Needless to say, she was ready to crawl under the table and everybody else laughed so hard, they almost fell off of their chairs.