Oh Sh*t!!

School

One day i was walking through a park on my way to school. I decided to sit in the grass and have a smoke before i got there.

Well, about 20 mins later i got to school, went by the teachers desk to tell him why i was late and while i was standing there talking to him, the whole class started laughing! I turned around to see what they were laughing at, and they were all pointing at my butt.

I looked and there was a bunch of dog shit smeared on my ass. I sat in it at the park and walked to school with it there.

I dropped out after that..!!!