Wash your hands!

Sex

One of my most embarrassing moments (I have many, trust me.) happened when I was only four. I still remember it perfectly, and every time i think about it I get read-faced and I want to die. I laugh about it now, but its still mortifying.

When I was four I was a very weird kid. I always pretended to be other people. Thats not so weird in itself, but i pretended to be men. Anyway, after one of my pretend games I was lying on my bed, and I began touching myself. I was getting pretty into it, not moaning or anything but feeling good, when my dad came in. I didnt see him at first, and when i did I put my hand on the top of the covers and tried to act like nothing had happened. But he had seen what I was doing. He was mad, but he was perfectly calm. He just pulled me out of bed and said,

"You should never do those kinds of things. Especially not when youre so young. Now go wash up and keep your hands away from there."

I was embarrassed, although I didnt quite understand the seriousness of what Id been doing. I washed up and thankfully Dad never told mom or anyone else. Hes probably forgotten about it now, but ill remember it forever.