Having a baby

From: Dan

I decided to get pretty smashed one night, while wife chewed me out real good.She p*ssed me off, so when I got up next morning, and I really had to fart, I got up and went to front of bed to get closest to her face. I thought.."take this!", dropped my shorts and let fart fly...

Well, it was wet and loaded! Shit all over her face and arms. Scared, I jumped over the bed and took a shower. I heard her hollering "watch out for the damn dog,he just shit all over everything!". I heard a yelp and she was swinging the dog by the tail and threw his poor ass outside.

I finally confessed a few weeks later. Now Im the one living in the doghouse :(

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