Look before you..

From: Anonymous


My friend and I had been out all day doing errands, and to be polite I was holding in my gas.

We stopped by my place to grab a drink and take a break before heading out, and I decided it was time to let loose. I noticed my neighbors were gone for the day, and facing their house was a large, open window in my living room. So I took aim and rattled the windows. I felt so relieved afterwords. Until I heard a voice from behind me saying "I heard that!!"

My neighbors fix-it guy had been over to do some repairs while they were out, and he must have walked up behind me as I was letting loose. My face turned beet red. To this day, I always look both ways before I do anything like that again.

Fortunately, though, the guy smelled like he had pounded a brew or two already, so I dont think he remembered it the next day.

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