Pissed Myself in Class

From: Joshua


This is a gem that I have never to this day told anyone i know. Here goes...

Im a freshman in high school, its 3rd hour geography time. We had a test that day, and the teacher, who looked a lot like santa clause, refused to let anyone use the bathroom during tests. Of course, about 3 minutes into the test i realize that i really have to piss. Trying to hold it in, my mind goes blank and i cant answer any of the questions. finally it gets so bad i let it rip. To my horror, this was probably the most i have ever pissed before. There i sit,terrified, in a puddle of my pee, everyone getting up to leave (to this day i dont know if anyone saw, but my desk was dripping onto the floor, audibly)! Of course, i couldnt just get up and turn in my test, so i tapped the girl in front of me on the shoulder and asked her to turn it in for me. she asked why i was sweaty and ghost pale and all i could say was "that sure was a tough test". now i was the last person in the room, with the teacher, who is just staring at me.

I couldnt just sit there so without a word i stood straight up and walked right out without looking at my teacher, leaving a noticeable puddle behind me. I had to make excuses all day as to why i was wet and smelled like piss. My only saving grace is that amazingly know one but my teacher ever knew!!

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